hamptons handyman tweets out dirt. any howie/beth references?

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    wonder if there are any references to howard or beth?

    @HamptonsBorn

    http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/twitter_tattler_hrOiDWjYVvLuX59smFEpuL

    “Hamptons Request of the Day: Drive a poodle back to NYC while owners catch a copter ride w/rich friends. Sorry Muffy, they got a better deal!†he tweeted recently.

    June 9 Hamptons Request:Go w/MrB’s party planner to Pier1 & buy $9k of “disposable furniture†for kid’s tented afterprom party. Donate stuff on Mon


    June 5 The louder the woman, the smaller her dog. #itsnotadogitsarat


    June 2 Saving a boat that broke free from a mooring. Name of boat “just watch me.†Should be “just watch me sinkâ€. Hedgies:pls learn to make a knot


    May 29 Hamptons Request of Day: Buy 10 electric kid’s dirt bikes & make a 1/2 acre temp dirt track in Hedgie’s back yard for 10th bday party ($23k)


    Sept. 16, 2010 Still getting end of season tips . . . Why is it that customers of modest means give me $500/avg. and billionaires send me smoked hams by mail?


    July 28, 2010 Christie Brinkley is selling her house in Sag harbor. I used to mow her lawn. Nice lady. Cleaned her pool once too when Bob was hungover.


    June 8 Billionaire Jeff Greene: We’re still not going to let you block our waterway with your yacht Summerwind this season. Just a friendly warning


    May 9, 2011 Hamptons Request: Put Mr.M’s forgotten blackberry on chopper to city even though I can put it on Jitney and it will arrive 2hrs later for $40

     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I was wondering too, when I read about this tweeter last week.
     
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    Jan 8 12' Helped woman on beach open tupperware container with dead bird inside. Husband made me go catch a seagull, put it the tub and release it over and over so he could photograph it. Fucker still owes me money.

    April 16 Had to pull the same woman out of bushes after doing cartwheels. Husband still owes me.
     
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    Jan 18 2012 had to take hypothermic dumb blond horse face bimbo to the ER after "the Wig" wanted to take pictures of her in a bikini outside.
     
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    April 1, 2012. Got paid to help a blithering old man in a wig back into his mansion after he was bawling over a happy healthy seal on the sand. Thought it was an April Fools gag, but he gave me $1 and an autograph, maybe it was a prank.
     
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    June 11, nearly run down by freakish looking blond who was mumbling something about going to the "Animoe Shelter". WTF is an Animoe?
     
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    May 8,2012 Bid on chimney cleaning contract at the Sterns. Hope to spend winter in Aruba.
     
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    June 10th.. Hadda scrape off a high-end hair replacement system
    wig from a 40 yr old ladie's cuntal region ......these rich folk get
    weirder every yr :wigtip:
     
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    June 2, 2012 Mrs.Otrotski asked me to unclog the hot tub drain. Was packed with magnum condoms. She couldn't pay me but said I could ride the polo pony tied up at the beach behind their house.
     
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    Told Mrs. Ostroky-Stern to eat shit and stuffed the condoms even further down the drain.
     
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    June 9, 2012 "Fixed" perfectly fine microwave for the only tall Jew in the Hamptons. Claimed it kept ruining his left over lasagna after he zapped it for 12 minutes.
     
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    June 6, Removed deceased cat from Stern residence. Appeared to have expired by choking on a hair ball. Further inspection revealed black curly wig and two tubes of denture cream.
     
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    June 11: Used locksmith tools to free tall blonde woman locked inside her house.
     
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