Hamptons Subway Newsletter: Week of April 24–30, 2015

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    Is the Hampton's subway supposed to be a limo, fucking pretentious douchebags.
     
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    I was hoping one our gossipy broads could decode it for us?
    Louie CK was jerking off in a park is the way I read it.
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    When did they put a subway in the Hampton's
     
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    I know the answer but I want to give someone else a chance to explain.
     
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    Is subway car leer helicopter in rich Hamptonite talk?
     
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    howard calls his asshole the hamptons subway
     
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    Dan's Papers' Top 10 Hamptons Hoaxes
    From faux Sarah Palin sightings to bullshit shark attacks, the founding editor of Dan's Papers breaks down his favorite "gotcha" moments.

    9 of 11:
    The Hampton Subway (2008)

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    "The Hampton Subway does not exist, but if it did, (and it should) what we publish would be its newsletter. I have been writing this for more than two years every week. All sorts of things go wrong, including the commissioner who writes a weekly 'message' in the newsletter getting onto death row—and then only reprieved so he could come back to be the commissioner again because there is nobody else. This is ongoing."

    Sounds like a riot!
     
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    Week of May 16–22, 2014
    Riders this past week: 13,812
    Rider miles this past week: 146,834

    DOWN IN THE TUBE
    Alec Baldwin and his wife and daughter were seen traveling between East Hampton and Amagansett last Thursday afternoon. Howard and Beth Stern were seen traveling westbound from Southampton on Friday with a little dog.

    SNUBWAY
    As we reported last week, the Subway restaurant chain, which has been the proud provider of food and drink on our platforms for Hamptons Subway patrons for the last three years, has been hesitant about renewing their contract with us. The reason is a planned new law in East Hampton that would make it illegal for chain stores to open there. Subway has cafes on seven platforms there. According to them, their lawyers have said that underground is no excuse. It’s still East Hampton.

    As a result of this, it has been agreed that should this ordinance pass, the cafes on all the platforms in East Hampton would change their name to Schlubway.

    The food and drink would be the same. You could still buy their famous 11-inch long subs. The papers were signed for another three years last week after which executives from both companies enjoyed an 11-incher and a large Coke.
     
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    I don't "get" rich people humor. :bigcry:

    And what's worse is that I probably never will. :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry:
     
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    I have no fucking idea what is going on in this thread but I am pretty sure it is gay and faggot.
     
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    I'm not joking when I tell you I see this guy ALL the time in the city, he has those giant Elton john captain fantastic shoes in like four colors and he kinda sashays down the street, I would love to know who he is!!
    PS. Hope "dan" and his stupid unfunny papers get hit by a fast moving SUV late for a ponderous benefit..
     
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    It looks like Scoresman is going to a Steampunk rave.
     
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    This is the worst thread EVER!

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    Yes, but did you enjoy your first sexual experience? o_O
     
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    I used to live on E. 47th and saw this guy all the time...the New York Times did a story on him once, turns out he's a pianist and music teacher.
     
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    :sex:
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    Ronnie dresses funny when he isn't driving Wigward or delivering kittens with Princess Beff...