Han Solo had a wife.....

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  1. lilbuddy67

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    And its a negress?
     
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    Who chew baca ?
     
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    A New Hope Solo?:dontknow:
     
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    WTF?

    Srsly, I can't take this nonsense anymore.
     
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    You know she is black for political correctness
     
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    Hans just imagines she's Lando while they are in In flagrante delicto.
     
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    I still think Han should ask for a dna test, his son has to be half wookie.

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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    Wow - imagine being an adult impacted by this.
     
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    and she's sassy, too! Best not cross her, Han, or she'll open up a can of whoop ass on your sorry ass!
     
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    Does this have anything to do with the new movies? If it's just some comic "reimagining" who cares, but yeah that would be lame if it's part of episode 7.
     
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    Uggggghhhhh,Fuck off.........................


    So that begs the question...........Where was the bitch when he was in Carbonite?
     
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    This is official "canon" now. It's not some fan-fiction deal. Officially, in the "real" Star Wars world, that broad claims to be Mrs. Solo.

    Whether or not she turns out to be confused or delusional remains to be seen. :dontknow:
     
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    Obviously cashing his disability and social security checks.







    too soon?
     
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    Chewbacca had a whole secret family. Star Wars world is a fucked up place.[​IMG]
     
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    She's also bi-sexual and HIV positive.
     
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