Handicap placard, I'm getting one

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  1. Rod-Stroker

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    I was given paper work for a state issued handicap placard for after my hip replacement surgery with the option to have it permanent on my cars license plate. I'm going to abuse the funk out of the blue parking spaces.:happy::shucks:
     
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    What's next, a motorized cart at the store?
     
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    How did you break a hip?
     
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    Faggotry is now covered under ADA? Who knew?

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    With so many people abusing tgem tge hadicap spots will soon be moot
     
  9. Rod-Stroker

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    It will most likely be a temp pass void after 6 months/Year I'm too honest and wouldn't abuse the system but will whilst I have it.
     
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    What about it ? Did he get a DePuy/metal on metal?
     
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    You'll be competing with large, dark, diabeetus creatures for those spaces :grad:
     
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    i wouldnt call it metal. you'll have to ask him
     
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    what pisses me off is that many of the parking lots in my town have 40% blue spaces, 60% regular and none of the blue spaces ever get used :pissed:
     
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    Why haven't you gotten one yet?
     
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    those plates are chick magnets
     
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    Walking is an encouraged exercise for hip replacement rehabilitation.
     
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    My Dad got the same thing when he got both of his knees replaced, best fucking thing EVER!!!! Auto fast pass at amusement parks and awesome parking for sporting events. :lo5: