Stern Show Handsome Howard

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  1. BigDaddy

    BigDaddy Well-Known Member

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    Did anyone else catch the Handsome Howard bit? When the discussion turned to which Beth Handsome Howard was with, he was asked, the one with the cats/the one that fosters cats. Handsome Howard said something to the effect of "No, I don't have to put up with that!"

    It's either the truth comes out or his writers/staff are goofing on him. Either way, funny.
     
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    quitefrankly Well-Known Member

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    looks like crickets on that one brother regroup and try again
     
  3. Tracy

    Tracy Little Miss Sunshine

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    Yeah he said something closer to "I don't need to do all that to get laid" pretty sure. Howard asked Hung Handsome Howard if he had/liked cats and that was his response lol. @The Jackie chair or maybe @Benjamen should remember better than I do.

    Seemed like a possible backhanded swipe at Beth's "Howard is a Pussy" thing
     
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  4. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    What?
     
  5. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    Howard's lame attempt to rehab his image for mainstream acceptance is failing miserably.

    I predict divorce.
     
  6. YodaQuiversStern

    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    Just relistening to this show (husband wanted to listen) and I do think that's his reply to Beth for saying "Howard's a pussy".
     
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    Only if Howard or someone else like a Private Investigator catches her cheating. Then she loses everything. She wont divorce him because she gets a blank check to play with. He wont divorce her because it'll cost him. There is only one thing in this world that Howard loves more than himself and that's his money.
     
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  8. DiamondGoddess

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    Barf is an embarrassment to him and not the Trophy Wife she was intended to be.

    He'll dump her.

    And Barf is on a budget--no blank check for her!!!
     
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    This bit was Harrrable and this week of shows were unlistenable.

    I can't imagine anyone laughing at this bit??? There is zero point zero humor or truth left in this dead show.
     
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    It was a new low for the show. And I wasn't sure they could achieve a new low.
     
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    Vincenzo69 Well-Known Member

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    Howard's not dumping Beth

    His OCD has gotten progressively worse. He's not going to start dating again when he can barely walk outside
     
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    Kool Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I'll say it again, crazy how we listen to it and it's garbage but then I go on Reddit a and some love it, I guess they're new listeners....
    I know the wig hears the criticism but refuses to hire a comedian.
     
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    I thought the bit was good.... but jfc Robin is clueless. All these years and she still doesn't get how the prerecorded bits work. She was trying to ask questions too. There's a script, Robin.....Howard wasn't on both lines ooof.
     
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    Sloppyjoe VIP Extreme Gold

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    Same thing on their Facebook feed. People there still talk like the show is the greatest it's ever been. I've also caught whoever runs the Stern show Facebook page deleting negative comments. Couple weeks ago there was a thing about the auction to sit in for the news and I noticed every negative comment disappear after a few moments. I called them out because I took screen shots of the negative comments being there and then not being there. After that they stopped.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    Actually heard that today and he obviously approved the script.
     
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    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    When the contract is up. The has to keep the illusion alive.
     
  17. DiamondGoddess

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    Milky gets it!!!
     
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    Sorry I canceled my subscription. Sounds like ground breaking radio.
     
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    This was one of the most retarded bits in even modern show history. Who the fuck came up with this? So lame.
     
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    I think she thought there was an actual person on the phone. She also said that novelty rapper/rubber shill little dickie is a model. To be fair to her they said that in the ad but you'd think with how little she does she could at least keep her mouth shut when she has no idea what she's talking about.

    Oh. Right. My bad
     
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