Handsome Men Have Poorer Quality Sperm, New Study Says

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  1. kinneyjames

    kinneyjames Well-Known Member

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    Finally. Good news for the uglies.

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    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/08/handsome-men-poorer-sperm-quality_n_5763202.html

    Sure, he looks good. But how about his sperm?

    That might not be such a ridiculous-sounding question, now that a new study has identified a link between men's facial attractiveness and the quality of their semen--with handsome, masculine-looking guys having slightly lower-quality semen than other men.

    "To [the] best of our knowledge, this is the first demonstration of the phenomenon," study co-author Dr. Jukka Kekalainen, adjunct lecturer in the Centre for Evolutionary Biology at the University of Australia in Crawley, told The Huffington Post in an email.

    The researchers have no readyexplanation for their finding, although previous research has shown that high testosterone levels can harm sperm production, the New York Daily News reported. And the finding seems to be at odds with the so-called phenotype-linked fertility hypothesis, which holds that females prefer handsome males because their offspring may enjoy hereditary benefits, such as better health and higher intelligence.

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    Some guys have all the luck.
     
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    No wonder Howie wears a condom.
     
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    monsoon Who are you with?

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    I know a smoking hot former NHL'er.. 6'4'' hot..left winger..hot....wife is totally normal, never partied...nothing...both kids are tards.
    And they both look just like her.

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    That's because we use it more often..
     
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    So the study holds in this case.

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    The study holds again
     
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    Stern68 is the quality taste tester
     
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    Now I'm torn on which one to lie about.
     
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  9. RonHeinzkaboot

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    so it's not the giz from studs, but the eggs from medicore cows that are bad?

    I trust your observation more than Dr. Kekalainen's study. Something tells me the good doctor is not a good looking man.
     
  10. lilbuddy67

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    Mine is like marscapone.
     
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    Not true, mine is like top shelf ligga.
     
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    So good looking men can actually fuck around and have a lower chance of accidentally knocking up a chick. Yeah, it sucks to be a good looking guy.
     
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    mine's like bordelaise sauce
     
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    Howchie's is like vinaigrette...
     
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    Who cares? The handsome guy gets many more chances at impregnating a woman than the no so handsome fellow. That slightly lower count is more than made up for by frequency
     
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    @kinneyjames, according to gossip, that is not his kid. It came from Chris Klein