Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf

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  1. Nemo

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    Henry Nasiff
    Born
    : April 20, 1962, Fall River, MA
    Died: September 4, 2001, Fall River, MA

    http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,622614,00.html

    Shock jock Howard Stern's cantankerous, height-impaired sidekick, Hank the Angry, Drunken Dwarf, has died, according to a message posted by his manager, Doug Goodstein, on Hank's official Web site. He was 39 and his passing apparently occurred sometime early Tuesday. (Hank's mother phoned Goodstein with the news that day at 1 p.m. ET, said the Web site.) "At this point it is not known what caused Hank's death," Goodstein writes, "but it would not be surprising to eventually learn it was from his years of alcohol abuse...................
     
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    I hope the Angry Drunken Dwarf family is not waiting for Gunky to pay tithes. They'll never see a cent. Wiggy made millions in future earnings off Hanks appearances & probably didn't even send flowers to the funeral.

    He was the greatest wackpacker of all time. A drunken comedy genius. Smart, sometimes articulate and always reeking of piss and booze. The perfect guest. If there's a heaven, his tortured soul is up there.

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    I loved that guy, but:
    My cousin's husband used to own a bar in Fall River and I asked him if he knew Hank. He did. He said he was a wicked asshole and had absolutely nothing good to say about him. I thought that was interesting. My cousin's husband is also kind of an ass hole too, so I'm not sure if it means anything really.
     
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    Go have sex with your mother.
     
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    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    Go have sex with Jesus Christ
     
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    Wow - it's really been that long???:(
     
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    Hard to believe it's been that long. That little mother fucker would have called out the wigged fraud if he saw what was going on with the show now. Hank took no shit from anyone, he had a chip on his shoulder and wore it with pride
     
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    *Mutha.

    Love him.
     
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    RIP little guy. I hope there's a Lot of booze up in heaven.
     
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    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    I hope he's in heaven since his life here on earth seemed like a living hell.
     
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    Hank at his first ever performance on Stern..

    "Italians, let them have their bbq's and their garbage cans"

    "The French, they should have let those krauts bomb the country"

    "Black people, i have nothing against them, i think every white person should atleast own one"

    What a guy....
     
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    Why don't you sit on my lap, and lets talk about the first thing that pops up
     
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    I can hear all of that in his slurring, snarling Massachusetts accent! He was one of a kind that helped make the show great!
     
  19. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    I miss that little fucker. I think I will get Hank-loaded right now.
     
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    A drunk in a bar is an asshole? Color me surprised.

    I find it hard to get mad at a drunken dwarf though, even when they're angry at you they're still a Dwarf.
     
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