Hanzi to Wig "why is penis always on your mind man?"

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  1. Frank White

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    The bit of Hanzi trying to get a birthday show ticket continued for the 45th show in a row and when Howie was rushing him off cause he had to get to the Penis Pump guy Hanzi asked him why penis is always on his mind. It knocked Howies wig back. :point:


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  2. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    [video=youtube;NyC0X1z4J0U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyC0X1z4J0U[/video]
     
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    Now theres no way hes going to the bday show.
     
  4. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    "Where has Hanzi been?"

    "He's around."
     
  5. Stinkfist

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    Does Howchie think the constant penis talk makes edgy or endure him to his remaining listeners? Or is he just setting fires on a sinking ship?
     
  6. Anfkid

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    it would be on hanzi's mind too if he could see it
     
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    What did the wig say back?
     
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    Seriously, the "______ isn't going" schtick is exactly the same shit they pulled for Howard's wedding
     
  9. PI Nate

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    Neither. He's a closeted gay guy who cant stop thinking about dick...:coffee:
     
  10. ScottBaiosPenis

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    hanzi pulled back the curtain a bit today too revealing that he no longer calls into the show that steve brandano calls him every day so he can get on the air. i would bet money the same for bobo and maryanne , tommy from malden and the other knob sucking "regular" fake callers.
     
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    "Ahh, I don't know".
     
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    this.
     
  13. dexterdog

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    Yeah I caught that too. What total douchebaggery the Howard Stern show has become.
     
  14. skytzoboy

    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    That was his comeback? Wait, you mean the amazing comedic genius Benjy couldn't write him a better line in time? :funny:
     
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    Because my mind is fucked!
    Jackie laughs in the background.
     
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    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike

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    Howard said "It's not! It's sometimes in my mouth! Get off my phone!"
     
  17. Mr Vengeance

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    We've pretty much known this forever, and it was confirmed when that idiot Bobo was on the air years ago and he was being Skyped by the guys in the back office at the same time.
     
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    Fred do I need to take a break here ?
     
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    It's a whole thing.
     
  20. SouthernListen

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    Out of the mouths of babes.