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  1. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    I have no idea if someone posted about this already, if so, please feel free to attack me with ridicule and venom...

    I was listening to a replay last night and I heard Hanzi call in. He and Howard were doing their schtick when Hanzi cracked that Howard's core listeners fucking hated him. He compared Howard to the WWE, saying their core fans hated them now as well.

    Howard really sounded pissed. He said to Hanzi, "You're not being nice."

    To me, it sounded like Howard was genuinely upset...which delighted the ever living shit out of me.

    Who knew that a fat, Canadian, shut-in would be the voice of reason.
     
  2. Beffquus

    Beffquus Scripta sunt in stellis Gold

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    I loved it when Hanzi said Howard thinks he's the Messiah. He also had another comment I can't recall exactly - something about how Howard just gives stupid advice about how to fix his life (not that Hanzi doesn't need it - I just like that he called the gunked one out on his five & dime psychology that every celebutard seems to lap up when they are in the studio these days).
     
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    Hanzi also told Wiggy that the show was so scripted now.

    Wiggy not so pleased.
     
  4. HowieStearn

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    it got so real blobb had to waddle in to save wig
     
  5. kippy

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    Hanzi?... he's around
     
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    It's nice when a caller can get though and tell the truth. Gunky can't handle the truth!
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    I think the wig could care less that his core radio fans are upset with him. What I think really bothers him is that AGT was a flop and further proved his irrelevancy. AGT was a stepping stone back to relevancy and that door slammed on him very quickly.
     
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    Howard telling Hanzi to ask for the sirius radio nicely, was fuckin weird.
     
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    The hate could actually make the wig happy. After all, he is pissing on us, hate may be his goal.
     
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    I think Howard really is a "tortured man." As another poster pointed out, AGT was about the marbles; but it was also about the Buchwald "next step on the show biz ladder." The fact of the matter is that, outside of radio, Howard really hasn't made much of a dent. His movie was passable, but not memorable. His TV shows were God awful shit. AGT plus SIRIUS was supposed to put him on two maps. Instead, he lost both. His core radio audience left, and TV's Middle America could give a shit about who in particular is hosting that shitty Gong Show remake. At this point, he is too old to really remake himself yet again, so he is grabbing the dough and heading for Florida. What a fitting send off (rich, old Jewish guy moving to Florida with his blond Shiksa) for a man who was supposed to be edgy and different.
     
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    The good news...we won't have to listen to hanzi's snoring anymore and howig making it sound like it is the funniest thing ever.
     
  13. EmperorsNewCaps

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    AGT was such a dumbshit move. I mentioned Howard Stern and how he sucks now because he lost his edge to a friend of mine the other day, and he said he hates Stern and won't watch that "show he's on" because he's "that asshole who makes fun of that black pinhead midget and retards."

    The core fans hate him because he's gone milquetoast, the milquetoast fans hate him because of what he did in the past to attract his core fans. Talk about fucking yourself in the ass.
     
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    Howard may have "fucked himself in the ass" but his bank account sure proves that putting your career into the shitter can certainly be rewarding.
     
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    He said something about Howard giving pretentious advice.
     
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  16. RONNIE THE CLAW

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    Yes! and the voice of reason with a diagnosis of schizoaffective/bi-polar and borderline personality disorder!
     
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    Don't forget, Hanzi recently said he's a wack-packer during the lamest era of the show.
     
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    Props for him telling howard he must fuck Ralph in the ass
    And that MFB is a dick sucker who only promotes Beth and agt
     
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    Bobo and Maryann sounded like complete fucking asswipes when they called in to holler at Hanzi and protect Howard's honor.
    They are disgusting and will do anything to try to get a drop of fame. Any humiliation is worth the smidge of air time they get. They are seriously pathetic human beings.
     
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    Quedee Wise Ass Extraordinaire

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    I recall a while back Howard giving Hanzi shit and stating "I don't even know why you call in". Hanzi countered with, "I didn't, you called me!" It shows you how scripted the show really is.
     
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