Stern Show Hanzi's back! "Howard almost killed Artie"

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  1. Tracy

    Tracy Little Miss Sunshine VIP

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    Howard picked up on Hanzi today!
    Hanzi: "you banned me for no reason"
    Howard: "I didn't ban you..."
    Boots and HPE calling Hanzi crazy for his tweets about Howard kids (wishing AIDS on them?) and crazy conspiracy theories
    Hanzi also told Shuli he uses everyone to make money (HPE, Sour Shoes, etc)

    Hanzi got in a "Howard fuck you and fuck Israel!" and the best one "Eric...Howard almost killed Artie"
    "Eric, why don't you put your dick in Beth and give her kids"
    Howard: "I think I'm banning him for that"



    edited to add April 12th "banning"
    both videos courtesy of ARM :)
     
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  2. tearsOfCum

    tearsOfCum Well-Known Member

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    As fucked up as Hanzi is, I like that he cuts through all the bullshit. I was waiting for a Marci Turk comment.
     
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    Wow good for that crazy fuck.
     
  4. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    Hanzi may have won this round, but Shadow Boxer Howard will get the KO tomorrow -- when he argues with audio tape of Hanzi using lines expertly written by his entire staff.
     
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    Beer Can Well-Known Member

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    I kinda wish Hanzi could lighten up a but so he could be on the show some. He is too bitter and angry and is pushing the wrong buttons.
     
  6. Head Censor

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    It's so difficult to grasp the current bounds of Howard's mental illness when you see that he is less upset by someone wishing cancer on his kids, than he is by having them even mention the name of Marci Turk.

    Whatever he's paying his shrink, it's not enough and way too much, all at the same time. :D
     
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  7. PSU Shower Room

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    I'm sitting at my desk laughing like an idiot.

    Hazi, we speak your name!
     
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  8. YodaQuiversStern

    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    The timing is all too coincidental (in my opinion) that Hanzi does dawgshed then Howard puts him back on air. Someone in the current Stern universe is listening to dawgshed.
     
  9. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Shadow Boxer Howard needed the blubbery padding of High Pitch and Boots and the unwavering encouragement of corner man Shuli to protect him from Hanzi's jabs. Yet he still had to throw in the towel and ban Hanzi for hitting too hard in a fight.

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  11. PSU Shower Room

    PSU Shower Room Well-Known Member

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    This is more Gunk's speed:

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    Laughter finally came back to the show?
     
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    This took place today?

    If so, do you know about what time?
     
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    Interesting. He did the same thing to Sour Shoes for a while and let him back on. It followed the same pattern.

    -They do something to get themselves banned. (With Sour Shoes, my theory is because he would call into the WUS and at some point in the conversation, he would make a horse noise. Gar and Jon would get nervous and hang up. It was around the whole Sal/horse thing too.)

    -A listener calls and asks why they haven't been on

    -Howard lies and says they haven't called and that they decide when they want to be on.

    -It comes out that they have indeed been calling -- a lot. (In Sour's case, Ba Ba Blew It ran in and said, Boff Boff, he calls every day.)

    -The show has now been called-out and exposed so the back office decision is to have them back on (or Howard makes that call on his own) and, in Sour's case, probably have a little chat with him before letting him back on air.

    -They end up back on in a couple of days


    See, Howard doesn't like getting caught in his lies so he tries to wiggle out of it by letting these guys back on. "See, they're not banned, they just finally decided to call in."
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    So, he wasn't banned? But I thought he was banned?
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    ...everyone said he was banned :nooo:
     
  18. Mr Pink

    Mr Pink Well-Known Member

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    I started a thread about this behavior a while back. Here is the Sour Shoes theory a little clearer.

    I'll just quote it in case you don't want to click the link.

    http://www.dawgshed.com/threads/the-sour-shoes-conspiracy.147341/
     
  19. Mr Pink

    Mr Pink Well-Known Member

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    Howard is loathe to admit to banning someone. When called-out, he will lie that they don't call, then he will lift the ban -- just to prove they weren't banned.
     
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    This could explain why America's Judge has had to have Sour's talent pointed out to him time and time again by others in the industry before begrudgingly accepting that Sour is worthwhile. If Jimmy Kimmel, Colin Quinn and others hadn't praised Sour's talent on the air, Howard might never have bothered taking credit for discovering it.