News Happiest mugshot in America belongs to this 19-year-old, female alleged drug kingpin

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  1. dawg

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    Some news outlets are reporting that her father is a DEA agent.

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    COLLEGE STATION, Texas -
    A 19-year-old woman recently arrested in Brazos County on drug charges took what is being called the "happiest mug shot in America."

    Police searched Sarah Furay's home on Nov. 6 after receiving reports that she was selling drugs out of the house.

    Upon entering, police said they found a cache of drugs, including cocaine, marijuana, ecstasy, methamphetamine, and a drug similar to LSD.

    They also found drug paraphernalia and a handwritten drug price list in Furay's bedroom, according to charging documents.

    Police said Furay admitted to having the drugs, and a search of her cell phone revealed that she was selling drugs.

    Furay was arrested on several felony charges, including one second-degree felony charge for manufacture/delivery of a controlled substance.

    Furay was released from the Brazos County Jail after posting a $39,000 bail.

    http://www.click2houston.com/news/teen-arrested-on-felony-drug-charges-smiles-for-mug-shot/36363918
     
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    Not guilty.
     
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    1. Never deal
    2. Read #1 again
     
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    Slow Just a gangster I suppose Banned User

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    I wanna see if she's smiling after she talks to her lawyer and he explains the charges and the time they carry.
     
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    I'd do her.
     
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    "Several Felony charges" How do you win the prize for happiest mugshot? :wtf:
     
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    If only she had a different price list.
     
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    Dawg... everyone knows how harsh the sentences are for crimes in Texas.

    How much time is this broad looking at in your neck of the woods?
     
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    Not guilty
     
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    That reads like how someone with Down Syndrome would deal drugs.
     
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    Pretty girl. I bet business was booming.
     
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    Oh shit!

    :jackoff:
     
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    Not only "Not Guilty" …But $5,000 for false arrest...
     
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    Those are some perky Cs
     
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    Guilty




    of making my dong erect
     
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    she's probably laughing at being portrayed as a "drug kingpin".