Stern Show Happy 33rd Birthday to Emily Beth Stern

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Dorb Lovable Old Pig Banned User

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    She needs to join us here at Dawgs.
    Would love to know what she really thinks of Beff.
     
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    Happy zoo za zoo, it is.
     
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    Barren womb just like Beth.
     
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    I bet his kids are already here.
     
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    What does this super jew do for a living?
    Does she live off jewy donations and her dad?
     
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    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    What's the blog say?
     
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    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    Damn..you guys are tough on his kids. Kind of fucked up
     
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    Ash probably gets all high and laughs her ass off at what we write and Emily probably prints it out to take to her meetings of the Super Jews to feed to plants in order for the negatives to be digested into something positive.
     
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    Art that only a Trust Fund Baby would make!!!

    :facepalm:
     
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    Is Beth running another marathon today?
     
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    Best I can tell she is still photographing kittens and leaving captions like these...


    "I wish everyone here could experience adopting a blind pet. It is truly magical. Our Sophia and Bella amaze us everyday"
     
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    "Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
    Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
     
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    Pretty lame, right? He never wished cancer on people's kids.
     
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    Yeah, watching them bump into the same table leg over and over again is soooooo special!!!

    :facepalm:
     
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    Simpletons with no self-awareness are easily amazed. Is she still getting amazed every time a blind cat uses it's sense of smell or hearing to know what's going on? Is she still being amazed that cats with one eye can still see? Or has she taken care of that by always poking both out now?
     
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    Margos Sprinkles are for winners.

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    Ugh, those are some ugly works of art.
     
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    :za:
     
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    Happy birthday Emily! Hope your dad has time in his busy schedule of painting kittens to call you.
     
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