Happy 50th birthday, Tom Cruise!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jon Hein is God, Jul 3, 2012.

  1. Jon Hein is God

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    The motherfucker creeps me out . . .
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    The guy never ages. I am convinced he made a deal with the devil.
     
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    Seminary student. Semenary student more like it


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    Now that Katie's gone he's probably getting some strange for his birthday, probably a dude though.
     
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    You could say the same about Howard.

    By the way, Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp turn 50 next year.
     
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    What the hell kind of last name is Mapother?
     
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    Howard made a deal with his Wig lady. That gal who travels with him anywhere he goes. She has all the special glue he needs in her kit to fasten it on his bald head . . .
     
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    O&A were talking about that today. They said that Wilford Brimley was 50 when he made Cocoon and were doing a side by side comparison.

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    Tom's cousin was on Lost.

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    It's all that voodoo Scientology shit that keeps him young. They must be making hardcore sacrifices on his behalf . . .
     
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    :gayhand:
     
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    Meanwhile, Katie is kind of looking old (or maybe it's the lack of makeup).

    This photo was taken 2 weeks ago.

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    Yep, Katie is not aging well. Shame she was hot.
     
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    She's tired from hiding out from those Scientology creeps that are following her. At least that's what she's telling everyone who will listen. She thinks Tom will kidnap her Girl and take her to one of his Scientology safe houses . . .
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Careful, you're going to get a visit from some men in suits and sunglasses.
     
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    fuck that douchebag cruise, it is my birthday and I am better looking and don't worship space aliens.....:coffee:
     
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    He's a Scientologist. He would make a deal with Xenu, no the devil.
     
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    Brimley looked 70 at age 50 and Cruise looks 30 at age 50. Maybe Cruise used his Scientology magic to steal 20 years from Brimley.