Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Nemo, Jan 8, 2015.
Born Elvis Aaron Presley
January 8, 1935
"I used to like to rub the lump of flesh on my momma's neck."
According to Dr. Nick, the autopsy revealed that Presley’s colon was 5 to 6 inches in diameter (whereas the normal width is 2 to 3 inches) and instead of being the standard 4 to 5 feet long, his colon was 8 to 9 feet in length.
Been an Elvis fan since I was 5 years old...just turned 47 and his music has ALWAYS been there for me, highs and lows...Happy Birthday "E"
" I named it Sweetnin'"
Is that common with continuous anal penetration? Or is he just a half-ass X-Man
The King. I remember see. His 1 st movie love me tender. O shit hope I didn't give my age away. It was in Secaucus nj on front st.
Wasn't it satnin?? Either way
I'm gonna have a peanut butter, banana and bacon sandwich in his honor.
Yes, you're right, Satnin'.
Sweetnin' is what I call my coc.......nevermind.
So basically the King was full of shit
Can you imagine if he was alive today? Wig, bad plastic surgery, embarrassing duets with rappers to appear contemporary? I'm glad guys like him and Hendrix died when they did.
While I'm sure he wouldn't look too good today if he had lived, 42 was too young for him to die. He might have straightened his act up one more time
I've always liked this one.
Well that would make sense if Elvis was popping pain pills like tic-tac's. Those things can really wreck havoc on your plumbing.