Happy belated Birthday to Kate Upton..Beth is old enough to be her mom

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    That is right guys.. she is now old enough to take to a bar..

    Beth is twice as old as Kate and the Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover score is


    Kate 2...

    Beth 0.0

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  2. Kingpin55

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    Perfection in every sense of the word. I am going to pretend that my Daughter did not just turn 21 and just admire Kate.
     
  3. AcquiringSignal

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    Damn. Best photo I have seen of her. +reps
     
  4. nicksgt

    nicksgt Well-Known Member

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    here come the homos with the "shes got fat hips" argument in 3......2......1......
     
  5. markluke

    markluke Well-Known Member

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    She's never had fat hips, her waist thickens - she has that body type where she puts on weight in the boobs and belly.

    However, I'd like to do some serious Russian-style with her...
     
  6. Peau de Soie

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    Wondrous tits make up for the flabby belly, but then there's the moustache in there too.

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  7. Eddie Blake

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    Whoa. WTF.
     
  9. StRyDeRxX

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    I'll take her with the gingivitis and a full beard! The rest of her offsets the minor imperfections... :woowoo:
     
  10. markluke

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    As a wise man said to me once, if you don't like her looks, put a bag over her head. It's not the face you fuck, it's the fuck you face.
     
  11. Markyjonz

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    I'm sure she waxed that shit off...That photo was taken on a bad day...She is pretty much a 10
     
  12. Herc

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    :giggle:

    I'd bang the piss out of her . . . :coffee:
     
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  13. Herc

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    She's single . . . :dancin2:
     
  14. Zarathustra

    Zarathustra Well-Known Member

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    This is not real. Never fake pics of this American beauty.
     
  15. chapped

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    if she looked zztop i wouldnt give a shit...
     
  16. Peau de Soie

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    Nope, it's real. I believe you can find the original larger hi-def photo on Egotastic. Somebody decided to zoom in and got an unpleasant surprise. Not unusual, lots of girls are hairy.
     
  17. Zarathustra

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    Noooooooooooo!!!
     
  18. peterfonda

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    I wouldn't mind having her fat hips and thighs wrapped around my head, and that's just for starters.
     
  19. peterfonda

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    You are completely correct. Women are human beings with imperfections - freckles here, a mole there, some hair in other places. If you want a completely perfect complexion, go fuck a plastic Barbie doll. Kate exudes womanly beauty and its not just her body. Either you have "it" or you don't, and she does.
     
  20. bznick

    bznick Hustling, Flowing, and Hating! Gold

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