Discussion in 'The Bar' started by low selfestitle, Mar 4, 2013.
You were fine at 39.
You'll be even more-ty at 40.
You just married a woman for appearances, right?
Mrs Low is the total package
I'll make you my little whore-ty at forty
Low married Lex Luger?
morty? from the Latin for "death"?
you trying to say she's put on some poundage?
That's nice, low.
At least you didn't post it on facebook and call her sweetling.
Happy Birthday Mrs Low
when they say they're okay with turning 40, they're still in shock
Yes. It's a good thing I didn't do that.
well, the most romantic thing ever was to run in the shape of a heart for Valentine's Day