Entertainment Happy Birthday... now make like a tree and get outta here

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  1. SlinkyNeckStern

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    Happy 38th Birthday to @Biff Dibiase. You know him. You love him. Let's face it, he was the center of the Back to the Future Universe. Just like Biff attempted to bring out the best in George McFly, our Biff attempts to bring out the best of the dawgshed.

    If he has ever insulted you it is most likely a challenge - a challenge to get you to improve as a poster. If you have been the recipient of one of his infamous neg assaults, I'd advise you to take a good long look into the mirror and ask "when did I become such a faggot?" You should ask this because it's god damn guaranteed you deserved it. Perhaps if you renounce your shitty ways you can get into the good graces of Biff and he'll give you a rub in one of his posts.

    The first thing I advise you do is wish the man a happy birthday. The Inc. will be taking the names of those that did not wish a happy birthday and they will decide on a punishment later. Those that do offer birthday wishes will be on their way to becoming made men.

    This does to not extend to Daveindiego who is a total gaywad and cannot be rehabilitated.
     
  2. SlinkyNeckStern

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    Bump for mod combine. Although Biff does deserve more than one birthday thread.
     
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    I think this is deserving of 2 threads
     
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    Who the fuck is this Ch.....er, uh.....Who the fuck is this faggot?
     
  5. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    In the words of Ric Flair's opening podcast (RIP) bumper... I'm the man.
     
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    Oh, and fuck Biff fagggot ass Dibase.
     
  7. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    @wife is a whore
     
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    38? Jesus, that is kind of over the fucking hill.

    Late 30's ain't good for shit, except breaking the fuck down.
     
  9. SlinkyNeckStern

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    Your pubes went gray 35 years ago. Quiet.
     
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    Happy Birthday, my Brutha. Hope that lady of yours gives you a rimjob while a friend of hers sucks you off. Only the best for Biff.
     
  11. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    I'm not into that, but she agreed to letting me tie her up, drop hot wax on her tits, and spank her in the face with my dick. She says hi!
     
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    @Biff Dibiase I'd like to tweet a WWE superstar, tell them you're dying and ask for a birthday wish. Do you have a choice?
     
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    Tito Santana or Jericho. Those two seem like good people. 200 bucks if you can get Lance Storm to give me a eulogy like he did Balls Mahoney.
     
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    I don't see a twitter account for Tito.
     
  16. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    Ha! Try Ryback and say 5 months. Get me Hogan.
     
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    I love you. Biff Present coming to you shortly.
     
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