Happy Birthday @Stuttering John Melendez!

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  1. ARM

    ARM Well-Known Member

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    Lemme take the time to thank and wish @stuttering john melendez a Happy Birthday and major k-k-kudos for his time here - where he's endlessly plugged Dawgshed any and everywhere.

    This coupled with his latest shit-stirring candor on Artie's podcast which triggered ALL the juicy @ALevyRadar online articles that pummeled Plughead makes it an extra special day.

    I have no problem saying that John's always been on my Mt. Rushmore of the Stern Show and couldn't have been more of an unpretentious mensch on here to any and everyone that treated him with the legendary respect he deserves!

    Happy 41st ya Stuttering prick, ya! Thanks for moving the needle here, you're too good for the HSS!

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    Happy Birthday (41st:snicker:) John

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    @stuttering john melendez , happy bday!
    When are we gonna get the gift of your book? Is this the tell all we've all been looking for?
     
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    HBD SJ. In honor of your birthday, please return to 1997, reunite with Jackie, KC, a not-yet-ruined-by-Deirdre-Ostrosky Wigward Stern and give us a classic Stern Show for another 20 years.

    In my dreams, you steal the Gary puppet every night.
     
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    Happy birthday, John!

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    Kidding. :bday::oderus::beer:








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    "Did Governor Clinton use a condom"

    "Was there ever a threesome"

    "Will you be sleeping with any other presidential candidates?"


     
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    Happy Birthday John
    Geegeega
     
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    41 ???

    :giggle:

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    Hahhahhahahahaha BUSTED!! The big 50.....WHOA!!!! @stuttering john melendez will say Howard had that doctored by Fuckwald.
     
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    Happy Birthday!
     
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    Well, it does say "Television Writer" too on that bio blip.

    Buchwald probably figured that was as far as he was going to stretch his favors to get SJ to stop calling his office repeatedly.
     
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    He started on the show in 1990, 25 years ago. No way he could claim 41.
     
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    hpbrthdy john

    enjoy some cold coroners
     
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    so he shares the same day of birth as our beloved @Deee ???
    Pretty cool.
    And yeah -John was an enormous part of the classic pre-Sirius era of The Howard Stern that I love so much.
    Hell... he was still doing great shit even after the move to satellite.
    Big fan, big fan
     
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    Happy Birthday SJ

     
  20. ARM

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    Well, the way I figure it -- if Benjy is a "comedy writer" -- @stuttering john melendez is Mark Twain and Norman Lear.