happy corporate holiday everybody!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by stuttering john melendez, Feb 14, 2015.

  1. stuttering john melendez

    stuttering john melendez www.stutteringjohnmelendez.com

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    happy corporate holiday everybody! today as a single person, I'm celebrating my freedom.
     
  2. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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    Oh

    Ok
     
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    Blur Alumnus

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    But you're getting lots, right John?
     
  4. Rupert Pupkin

    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez

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    Tinman Well-Known Member

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  6. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

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    Half price chocolates tomorrow!
     
  7. stanggirl

    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    Oh come on!!! You're a quasi celebrity. .you should have lots of women!

    On a side note..omg John..I had such a crush on you back in the day!! Watched the channel 9 show every Saturday hoping to get a glimpse of you!!

    AND. .back when you DJ'd fir 1480 AM Z-rock...I called in and YOU answered! !!! OMFG!!! Lol

    All I could say was..." Don't let Howie pick on you"...with lots of giggling!!
     
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    fag Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Single poor and ugly. Sounds like a stand up special
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    where are you getting drunk today, john?
     
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    Rescued Owl VIP Extreme Gold

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    Andy Dick's wife's shed ?
     
  11. Pickle Jar

    Pickle Jar Well-Known Member

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    Tttttttthhhhhhaaaaannnnk youuuuu!!!!
     
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    Masturbating to Beth's NSAL calendar while eating Doritos can hardly be considered a celebration.
     
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    dilly Well-Known Member

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    You sure you wanna be giving this material away for free? This is killer shit.
     
  14. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    [​IMG]
     
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    At least you're not a heroin addict that was never funny and is so fat that even a 10" chefs knife can't reach pay dirt when you try (and fail) to kill yourself...

    ... And at least you didn't oiss away a golden ticket
     
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    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    I bought the wife a card the other day at a dollar place
     
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    I prefer to categorize it as a shopping holiday that we celebrate by increasing our personal debt.
     
  18. Mike in Houston

    Mike in Houston I got more balls than the daily lottery. VIP

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    I got the best gift from my wife aside from what she'll giving me tonight. [​IMG]
     
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    :wub:
     
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    The girl from work likes Ferrero Rocher so I had Amazon Prime deliver a big assortment for Tuesday. So much for celebrations.
     
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