Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by stuttering john melendez, Feb 14, 2015.
happy corporate holiday everybody! today as a single person, I'm celebrating my freedom.
But you're getting lots, right John?
Half price chocolates tomorrow!
Oh come on!!! You're a quasi celebrity. .you should have lots of women!
On a side note..omg John..I had such a crush on you back in the day!! Watched the channel 9 show every Saturday hoping to get a glimpse of you!!
AND. .back when you DJ'd fir 1480 AM Z-rock...I called in and YOU answered! !!! OMFG!!! Lol
All I could say was..." Don't let Howie pick on you"...with lots of giggling!!
Single poor and ugly. Sounds like a stand up special
where are you getting drunk today, john?
Andy Dick's wife's shed ?
Masturbating to Beth's NSAL calendar while eating Doritos can hardly be considered a celebration.
You sure you wanna be giving this material away for free? This is killer shit.
At least you're not a heroin addict that was never funny and is so fat that even a 10" chefs knife can't reach pay dirt when you try (and fail) to kill yourself...
... And at least you didn't oiss away a golden ticket
I bought the wife a card the other day at a dollar place
I prefer to categorize it as a shopping holiday that we celebrate by increasing our personal debt.
I got the best gift from my wife aside from what she'll giving me tonight.
The girl from work likes Ferrero Rocher so I had Amazon Prime deliver a big assortment for Tuesday. So much for celebrations.