***Happy Fucking Morning To You!!!***

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  1. Daemon

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    I'm in a pissy mood!! Fuck all you who woke up on the right side of the bed! You make me sick!

    For everyone else: What's pissing you off today?
     
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    [video=youtube;grO5H0qC16k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grO5H0qC16k[/video]


    i always wake up fully ready to do something. it annoys some.
    :dance:
     
  3. Daemon

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    I'm one of those slow wakers. I hate it when people have all this energy in the morning. Makes me feel lethargic. :D
     
  4. Lemmy

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    Negged
     
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  6. Daemon

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    Not fair! You have Ultra Negging Powers! :(
     
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    sarnie haha,sore losers Gold

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    have you tried swedish fish with coffee?:coffee:
     
  8. Daemon

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    I don't drink coffee. Maybe that's why those assholes wake up so much faster than I do! It's like steroids, for morning risers!
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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  10. Daemon

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    Such a pretty flower! It makes me smile! :D

    Those smileys can brighten anyone's day!!
     
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  12. Daemon

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    i was swimming at waikiki beach
    then some dude waded out a ways and brought up a trap with an eel or sea snake.
    a big un.
    that was the end of my ocean adventures.
    i was way too high to deal with that.
    :)
     
  14. Daemon

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    I was wading in the Atlantic in Florida one time, and jellyfish were everywhere. They didn't look alive, but they kept getting closer to me. Luckily, I ran out of the water, before they could get me!! With my luck, they would have dragged me out into the ocean.
     
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    [video=youtube;m_NholHANoY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_NholHANoY[/video]
     
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    here, thar be dragons! :grad:
     
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    have you gotten high yet and gotten rid of that rotten mood?

    works wonders.

    ceareoly.
     
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    yo Daemon
     
  19. Daemon

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    Nah. I'm still feeling the effects of last night! :D

    Plus, I have to express some of my stress. Weed is a good stress reliever... a little too good!

    :smokin:
     
  20. Daemon

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    Sup Dio! :lo5:

    How are you today? I'm having a fucking morning and a half. :D