News Happy Groom ends his day with a 100,000 bond for beating a wedding crasher

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  1. dawg

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    People are so fucking angry these days but its fun watching them have to pay for that anger. The bond for his stupidity cost more than the wedding :jj:


    CBS2’s Amber Lee reported from Los Verdes where a 911 call from Kris Belman, a Los Angeles man described as the crasher, was placed moments after he said he was beaten at the event.

    “Hi, I just got jumped,” he is heard to say. When asked if his alleged attackers were still there, he replied, “I’m not sure. It’s a wedding party. I’m not sure to be honest.”

    “He was a bloody mess,” said Sgt. Donald Rubio with the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department, “He went to Torrance Memorial where he was given seven stitches.”

    Before the beating, Belman posed for pictures with the smiling groom — Jeffrey Gage — and his new bride.

    Deputies said Belman was then escorted out of the wedding and attacked.

    Belman was the best man at a wedding held earlier at the facility, according to Rubio. He decided to stick around and continue celebrating.

    “He was dressed like he should be there. he was in a tuxedo,” said Rubio, “He was smiling with everybody, he was having a great time.”

    Investigators say Gage, 32, and his friend Phillip Daro, 30, beat Belman after realizing he was a crasher punching him in the face and body and causing a nose injury.

    “This guy thinks he’s part of the wedding, and he thinks it’s okay to catch the garter belt — which is kinda an important part of the wedding in my eyes,” says Rubio.

    A wedding planner ultimately asked Belman who he was with and, said Rubio, “he didn’t have an answer.”

    Gage and Daro were arrested on mayhem charges and assault with a deadly weapon charge. Lee reports both men posted a $100,000 bail.

    Both Gage and Daro are expected back in court in mid-December. The DA’s office said they will decide whether or not to press charges at that time.

    Lee reached Belman by phone but he declined to comment on the incident.

    http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2015...-and-a-beatdown-by-groom-during-wild-wedding/

     
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    Dumbfucks.Should have just escorted him away and said have a nice nite. Now if he had fucked the bride, stolen money or gifts...
     
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    You think he got any Chon chon after being that stupid?
     
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    Exactly. It's actually kind of funny that he caught the garter. Jesus, roll with the punches, throw him the fuck out, and have a good laugh. Then maybe re-do the garter thing. It's not complicated.
     
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    Everyone wants to be a smart ass cocksucker, then they get beat up and cry to mommy.

    Fuck that wedding crashing pussy.
     
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    At $100 a plate he basically stole the guy's wallet. Not sure he deserved a beat down but the fuckers did rob them.
     
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    Nah. But neither is the groom.
     
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    Agree that he was a total pussy to call the thing in. You got caught, suck it up.
     
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    Thats what i meant, i wonder if he got any tail after he posted bond.

    chonchon2.jpg
     
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    Well considering how drunk people are at weddings, he's lucky it wasn't a worse beating! A room full of drunks can be dangerous!
     
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    Mayhem charges are the coolest of all charges :grad:

    "Belman was the best man at a wedding held earlier at the facility, according to Rubio. He decided to stick around and continue celebrating"

    The crasher sounds like a loser who wanted to keep chugging free drinks. Fuck him. :fil:
     
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    Yeah it takes a real tough guy to kick someones ass with the help of another person. where I am from two on one makes you the pussy.
     
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    Just sayin'
     
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    Agreed completely in most cases. However when kicking the shit out of an asshole for being an asshole? Then it's all fair game Imo. Especially when you probably just spent thousands of dollars to celebrate a day with family and friends, and some dick hole thinks he's vince Vaughn and will crash a wedding.

    I would have punched the guy in the face as well and I'm sure my friends after a few drinks would have taken turns giving him a kick in the ribs as well.
     
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    He verbally got ass raped by his new bride. Unless mommy and daddy paid -unless I am.mistaken- a 10-25k bond. That cash and honeymoon are fucked.
     
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    Gotta learn about picking your battles. HE REALLY did what?? If it's a no host bar he paid. If on the other hand... he was just another drinker... it's not like he stole another guys drink everyone drinks free if it's hosted. LIke Dawg said 100k for a 3 dollar garter belt??
     
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    White trash Christians doing what they do best. Such a violent angry people.
     
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    should have jumped on his head and stuffed the garter in his brain
     
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    it really does sound cool...it can mean so many things.
     
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    My friend had a party at a hotel and this guy no one knew kept ordering drinks at the open bar.The guest became belligerent when questioned and hotel security escorted him out of the hotel.He was at a medical conference down the hall and I guess alcohol was not being served.The hospital he worked for fired him when they found out.