Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Obi Drunkenobe, Feb 2, 2014.
Fucker better tell me there is an early spring coming.
I am sick of the cold. I got to work indoors Friday.
Monday I set my gloves on fire while trying to warm my fingers up...
^ Don't think there s anything worse than working outside in the Winter. Maybe hot tar flat roofing in the summer.
I've seen my shadow this morning...what does that mean????
That's just Jesus walking beside you.
Jesus Fucking Christ? or just Jesus?
Jesus H Christ, God bless him.
I hate that stupid groundhog. My new job is nearly throttled as a result of cold weather and everyone holds me somehow responsible.
WARM UP, DAMMIT !
Puxatawny is live on CNN now. ...............He said six more weeks of winter.
They're all morons in Pennsylvania anyway
I'm ready for a little global warming?
Happy Groundhog Day.
Actually global warming could be the cause of the jet stream shifting wildly and causing more severe winter weather. So if you like global warming you should embrace this cold freeze.
They named him Chris Christie for some reason.
That you were standing in the light?
I watched as my local news did a cut-in to Puxatawny this morning. For whatever reason, all I could think of is that I'm glad I don't live there. It looks like those poor locals live for this day...they probably have monthly meetings in the town hall to make plans for how they will all stand in freezing cold on that February morning, all dressed like characters from a Charles Dickens novel, waiting to hoist a rodent overhead for the TV cameras. There are probably huge behind the scenes power struggles between the old boy network of city councilman who like things the way they are vs the 'new blood' who want to spice things up by playing a rap intro when Phil comes out of his hole. The townfolk will party their asses off today, the big local watering hole will sell lots of their novel shots named 'Groundhog Snot', then they'll go home, go to bed, and wake up depressed in the morning knowing that they have a whole fucking year until anything exciting happens again...