Happy hour canceled at my hotel! and other personal disasters.

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    No cheap beer and no upslkirts. Im the only customer.
     
  2. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I could just go buy a sixer and drink by myself in my room and get better entertainment.
     
  3. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    Independent Consultant People Problems :facepalm:
     
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    Deluxe the night. Order a domino's pizza and paper view some porn.
     
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  5. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    $5 a beer damn straight its a problem.
     
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  6. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Bring a 12 pack and the ice bucket and sit in the lobby welcoming the new travelers.
    Cycle the beers through the ice bucket when you take one out and the empties back into the 12pack. Get a good system so you don't have a mess and look unprofessional, and each beer is at its optimal temp.
    Maybe order some food to and offer to share.
     
  7. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    If you smoked weed, you wouldn't have these problems. :grad:
     
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    Pretend yer at a baseball game and getting a super big discount.
     
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  9. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I have a quarter oz out in my car. I just get real antisocial when im f'd up.
     
  10. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Thats what makes it so great. :smile:
     
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    Psycho2 Patron Saint of the Banned

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    What does the happy hour have to do w/ upskirts?
     
  12. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Kill a hooker.
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    This site has already filled its quota with psychotics. :no:
     
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  15. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Fixed
     
  16. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I was about half drunk a while back and posted some lady showing hr underthings. Opinion was split over whether i should be arrested or just shot.
     
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    Happy hour is about to be in full effect here... sayonara sucker :beer:
     
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    it was unfortunately pretty innocuous.
     
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    mine started 10 mins ago. :c
     
  20. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I thought so too but people were calling for my arrest