Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Bro, May 4, 2015.
Happy Monday Kanye, you thick dicked son of a bitch.
wtf man it isnt my bday
How was your weekend Tuesday?
Way too busy, but fun.
I did my first tour-training at the Museum, the kid I babysit for and I made an army of Lego robots and yesterday I surgically cleaned my apartment with essential oils.
It smells awesome and I feel enlightened... in a purely superficial way of course.
That's some Indiana Jones type of shit. I keep telling my kid that he should try to get into a museum.
Wait a minute... what?
He's a history buff and is studying to be a history teacher.
I'm like, get a museum job.
bitch ass bud
Yeah, it's fucking awesome and I love it so much PLUS I get to check out the special stuff for free.
This Saturday for example:
The Queen’s Rat-Catcher: Jack Black, London Sewers, and the Victorian Cult of the Rat
I'm so excited.
OMFG So Sweet. It's like being an usher at a movie theater and getting to watch movies for free.
I know! I feel like the biggest faggot in the world but the type of faggot that doesn't care that he's a faggot.
the new chick invited me to a bbq with her friends last night....if she is inviting me to her friends functions does that mean she really likes me?
and i DJ'ed a ghetto school fund raising carnival for 5 hours on Saturday
I have to pay to see awesome stuff.