Happy Mothers Day to all the lovely mom's of the Bar

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    You should honor your mother by showing her you paid attention in English class.
     
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  3. BleedingGums

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    Moopy will ruin this thread
     
  4. Bubbleguts420

    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    Also to the barren and those that chose to abort.
     
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  5. Shivvy

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    His mother hates today
     
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    you and the kids making mrs shiv some eggos or something?
     
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    Dumb, made up "holiday"
     
  9. doughhead63

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    What about the moms who are not lovely, Divvy?

    What kind of day do you wish for them?
     
  10. Gwarn1

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    What about the ugly moms?
     
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    They make kids like you.
     
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    Feeling hungover as fuck and wanna go back to bed.

    Still gotta go see Mom and Grandma though.
     
  13. Gwarn1

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    How's grandma lookin?
     
  14. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Like she's about to die. She has stage 4 lung cancer. Never smoked a day in her life. I think this is her last Mother's Day with us. :(
     
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    treasure your mothers. you'll wake up one day and they will be gone.

    i'll be sad for the rest of my life.
     
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    Happy mothers day Mom do you need your diaper changed ?
     
  17. Neesie

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    How about the ones who were smart enough to know they'd suck as moms and used contraception properly???


    Where's OUR holiday????


    HMMMMMM????? :cmon:
     
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  18. Pill Head

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    This is my 1st mothers day
     
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  19. Gwarn1

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    Every day is your holiday
     
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    Umm, every day I guess?