happy wife happy life

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by smichal, Oct 13, 2012.

  1. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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  2. tHISisKiSSeL

    tHISisKiSSeL ♡❂❁❀♡ Gold

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    it's ok, beth cums instantly.
     
  3. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Oh she's happy. She has tons of money, doesn't do shit, and doesn't spend nights with him.
     
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  5. Roland Schwinn

    Roland Schwinn *Likes reported as of October 14, 2016

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    She doesn't even like foreplay. She would rather just get right to it! Or in other words... Get it over as quickly as possible!
     
  6. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon what do I do now? Staff Member

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    That's only when Howard gives her money and then leaves.
     
  7. MISERABLE66

    MISERABLE66 Well-Known Member

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    Happy beard, Happy wig.
     
  8. WholeAssholeOut

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    well yeah, isn't that normal? :dontknow:
     
  9. Eddie Blake

    Eddie Blake I love guns and cum Banned User

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    Do you think Howard eats her pussy out?
     
  10. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    he can't reach it because his nose is in the way
     
  11. WholeAssholeOut

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    too many calories, must stay thin. he is in lockdown mode, must fit into skinny jeans.
     
  12. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    ex wife = happy life
     
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    username Well-Known Member VIP

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    ex wife = happy man

    dead wife = happier man

    Marriage: evil that should be outlawed.

    Vote for me: Free weed, vodka and pussy for all. That is what taxes should be used for. Caligula was right: The Imperial brothel where the politicians wives had to spread the legs to get tax money.
     
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    Wangold Well-Known Member

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    No it smells like dog breath..
     
  16. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    no, but i bet he sucks the hell out her dick.
     
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    Unfortunately here is the deal...the way to get a happy wife (and in turn a happy life) is get off the Xbox, pick up your towels and fucking underwear... put the dishes away, and if you draw her a bath, you will so get a hummer..maybe anal. If you do it too much, you are a pussy. Once a year, maybe twice max...and also tell her she is hot..it goes a long way guys.
     
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    Oh and fix shit around the house, the leaky sink, the garbage disposal that doesn't work..figure it out.
     
  19. Jake Dog

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    Only when she bring home a cream pie :vag:
     
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    Nacho cream pie..