happy wife happy life

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by smichal, Oct 13, 2012.

  1. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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  2. tHISisKiSSeL

    tHISisKiSSeL ♡❂❁❀♡ Gold

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    it's ok, beth cums instantly.
     
  3. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Oh she's happy. She has tons of money, doesn't do shit, and doesn't spend nights with him.
     
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  5. Roland Schwinn

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    She doesn't even like foreplay. She would rather just get right to it! Or in other words... Get it over as quickly as possible!
     
  6. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon i came. i saw. i derailed. Staff Member

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    That's only when Howard gives her money and then leaves.
     
  7. MISERABLE66

    MISERABLE66 Well-Known Member

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    Happy beard, Happy wig.
     
  8. WholeAssholeOut

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    well yeah, isn't that normal? :dontknow:
     
  9. Eddie Blake

    Eddie Blake I love guns and cum Banned User

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    Do you think Howard eats her pussy out?
     
  10. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    he can't reach it because his nose is in the way
     
  11. WholeAssholeOut

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    too many calories, must stay thin. he is in lockdown mode, must fit into skinny jeans.
     
  12. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    ex wife = happy life
     
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    username Well-Known Member VIP

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    ex wife = happy man

    dead wife = happier man

    Marriage: evil that should be outlawed.

    Vote for me: Free weed, vodka and pussy for all. That is what taxes should be used for. Caligula was right: The Imperial brothel where the politicians wives had to spread the legs to get tax money.
     
  14. Wangold

    Wangold Well-Known Member

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    No it smells like dog breath..
     
  16. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    no, but i bet he sucks the hell out her dick.
     
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    Unfortunately here is the deal...the way to get a happy wife (and in turn a happy life) is get off the Xbox, pick up your towels and fucking underwear... put the dishes away, and if you draw her a bath, you will so get a hummer..maybe anal. If you do it too much, you are a pussy. Once a year, maybe twice max...and also tell her she is hot..it goes a long way guys.
     
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    Oh and fix shit around the house, the leaky sink, the garbage disposal that doesn't work..figure it out.
     
  19. Jake Dog

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    Only when she bring home a cream pie :vag:
     
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    Nacho cream pie..