Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by smichal, Oct 13, 2012.
it's ok, beth cums instantly.
Oh she's happy. She has tons of money, doesn't do shit, and doesn't spend nights with him.
She doesn't even like foreplay. She would rather just get right to it! Or in other words... Get it over as quickly as possible!
That's only when Howard gives her money and then leaves.
Happy beard, Happy wig.
well yeah, isn't that normal?
Do you think Howard eats her pussy out?
he can't reach it because his nose is in the way
too many calories, must stay thin. he is in lockdown mode, must fit into skinny jeans.
ex wife = happy life
ex wife = happy man
dead wife = happier man
Marriage: evil that should be outlawed.
Vote for me: Free weed, vodka and pussy for all. That is what taxes should be used for. Caligula was right: The Imperial brothel where the politicians wives had to spread the legs to get tax money.
No it smells like dog breath..
no, but i bet he sucks the hell out her dick.
Unfortunately here is the deal...the way to get a happy wife (and in turn a happy life) is get off the Xbox, pick up your towels and fucking underwear... put the dishes away, and if you draw her a bath, you will so get a hummer..maybe anal. If you do it too much, you are a pussy. Once a year, maybe twice max...and also tell her she is hot..it goes a long way guys.
Oh and fix shit around the house, the leaky sink, the garbage disposal that doesn't work..figure it out.
Only when she bring home a cream pie
Nacho cream pie..