Hard Boiled Eggs

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  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    This shit is pissing me off so fucking bad I can't stand it. I tried all those fucking suggestions on how to make them peel easily and nothing works. Ice-water shock, vinegar, it's all BULLSHIT!!!!! Someone please help me. I'm going insane.
     
  2. Porn Stache

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    Taste my Hard Boiled Nutsack, faggot.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  4. Porn Stache

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    I insist.
     
  5. Capn Crud

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    Older, not spoiled, eggs work best :grad:
     
  6. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Trust me, these are worth a little extra $$$

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  7. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I KNOW THISSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! I don't have any old eggs
     
  8. gilaet

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    I bought these little plastic shell things -- the top screws off and you boil eggs in the plastic container -- when they cool off you just unscrew the top and Eat the egg-- no shell
     
  10. wicked smaaaht

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    :jj: B...I adore you
     
  11. wicked smaaaht

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    I'm too busy laughing at you guys...

    what is the issue?
     
  12. Porn Stache

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    Dbd can't boil eggs.

    Is there any advice you can give him?
     
  13. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    nutsacks & eggs...go.
     
  14. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    hard boil the water...lower the temp...slide eggs in...turn off burner...12 minutes...

    what's so hard about that?
     
  15. Tarpon1965

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    DbD can't peel an egg.
     
  16. Tarpon1965

    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    DbD can't peel an egg.
     
  17. Porn Stache

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    I don't know.

    It's his problem, not mine.
     
  18. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    a perfectly cooked hard boiled egg...peels very easy.
     
  19. DrivenByDemons

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    I swear to Jesus I'm gonna cut someone up in here!!!! My eggs are cooked P E R F E C T L Y. The shells stick to the whites :bigcry:
     
  20. Billy Brown

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    yep