Hardest NES Bosses

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  1. zutroy

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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Love playing NES games to this day. Super Metroid, Ridley.....


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    Lucifer - Ghosts 'N Goblins. Also a terribly difficult guy to even get to. And you have to beat the game twice to actually be credited with beating the game. Also it's the only game I know of that starts with our hero (Arthur) apparently basking in the afterglow of a cemetery blowjob.
     
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    soda popinski :wino:
     
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    Super Metroid was SNES.


    Gotta go with Ghost and Goblins as well. Too fucking hard to get there..
     
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    First castlevania and goddamned Dracula and his 2 forms. If you don't have the boomerang and the 3x with a lot of hearts, you are screwed.
     
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    Oh and ninja gaiden. I never pronounced that thing right.. Is it Guy-den or Gay-den? Lol
     
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    Bowser was a real dickhead :wtf:
     
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    As a kid I never beat many bosses, I never made it to any bosses either, I wasn't very good at video games. Although I did beat Donkey Kong Country 1 & 2 on Snes, and Banjo Kazooie on N64.
     
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    I don't wanna be greedy so early in the thread so I'm limiting myself to two in the early goings.

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    Dark Queen - Battletoads. The hardest game I have ever played. I think one of the things that made her tough was the pressure of knowing that if I failed I'd have to again slog through the nearly impossible to get back to her.
     
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    Holy moly i chucked the controller so many times playing this game :pissed:
     
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    This guy was the hardest of the 3 final bosses of Ninja Gaiden. The elusive Jaquio.

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    I was the first kid in my class to defeat Ganon in The Legend Of Zelda. Hard as shit. It was the spring of '86.
     
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    Nothing better than watching some pimple-faced kid beat an NES game (that took me months to beat) in ten minutes on youtube
     
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    Very tough. The first form is not bad but that metal thing that emerges is really hard. I did manage to win though. Once.

    I also said Gaiden. I have the second game which uses the same engine as the first. Also very hard game.

    Yeah, it's a real test of patience.
     
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    The Judge guy from Roger Rabbit.

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    Da fat woman from renegade

    "get lost punk" :wtf:
     
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    Surprised no one has said Contra yet...

    All the Mega Man games were hard as shit too.
     
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    IIRC, you had to duck and dodge the entire fight until the last minute and then you could take Mike out
     
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    For the 1st round the first 1:30 he throws the mega punch which knocks you down in one shot. If you dodge fast enough you can get in 2 quick jabs per dodge. After that he does the eye wink punch and "purple flash" punches. He's pretty easy after the first 1:30.
     
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