Has a member of your family ever tried to kill you?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by artiesoffspring, Feb 18, 2014.

  1. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Please tell.
     
  2. Sleep

    Sleep Eat My Dong DawgShed News Gold

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    Just my mom. Botched abortion.
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    My sister in law's cooking is lethal.
     
  4. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    a can only remember one time my older brother threw a knife at me
    and missed
     
  5. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    :jj:
     
  6. Markijuano

    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    My brother sold me some shitty weed once
     
  7. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Bathtub birth?
     
  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I was lamenting my life once and my mom reminded me how old she was when I was born and shouted that she could have aborted me. Ja ja ja I'm so grateful
     
  9. Sleep

    Sleep Eat My Dong DawgShed News Gold

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    Anal.
     
  10. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    :yes:
     
  11. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    My brothers and I used to fight like animals. But we never killed each other
     
  12. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    LOL, wow
     
  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    She said she was trying to help :jj:
     
  14. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Seems apparent at this point.
     
  15. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    How awful!
     
  16. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Semi botched.

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  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    She's screwed up, she was trying to help.
     
  18. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    That's your story?
     
  19. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    my half-sister's retarded cousin held her upside down by her legs in our front yard once.
    that's about as close as it gets in our fam.
     
  20. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

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    My brother stabbed me with a fork.