Has a member of your family ever tried to kill you?

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  1. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Please tell.
     
  2. Sleep

    Sleep Goon Squad DawgShed News

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    Just my mom. Botched abortion.
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car?

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    My sister in law's cooking is lethal.
     
  4. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    a can only remember one time my older brother threw a knife at me
    and missed
     
  5. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    :jj:
     
  6. Markijuano

    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    My brother sold me some shitty weed once
     
  7. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Bathtub birth?
     
  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I was lamenting my life once and my mom reminded me how old she was when I was born and shouted that she could have aborted me. Ja ja ja I'm so grateful
     
  9. Sleep

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    Anal.
     
  10. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    :yes:
     
  11. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    My brothers and I used to fight like animals. But we never killed each other
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    LOL, wow
     
  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    She said she was trying to help :jj:
     
  14. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Seems apparent at this point.
     
  15. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    How awful!
     
  16. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Semi botched.

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  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    She's screwed up, she was trying to help.
     
  18. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    That's your story?
     
  19. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    my half-sister's retarded cousin held her upside down by her legs in our front yard once.
    that's about as close as it gets in our fam.
     
  20. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken Big Fun VIP

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    My brother stabbed me with a fork.