Has anybody tried stand up comedy before?

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  1. sweatdaddy

    sweatdaddy Active Member

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    Most of you fancy yourself comedians. Has anyone actually gotten up on stage and given it a shot?

    That's what I thought....
     
  2. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    why? it's a good question...
     
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    I think Bob is the best standup comedian.
     
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    You ever fallen down dead?

    That's too bad…
     
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    AH

    You jokester

    So if you tried stand up you'd do what....the equivalent of what a cold reader does: pick up a few things said by the audience before the show and come out like "hey...what about this" and really make them feel like you've been watching them??

    come on...
     
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    Neg this Faggot
     
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    I did a couple of times.
     
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    I'm controversial but some peeps are always gonna love me mang
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    No one knows who you are.
     
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    what are you, a moron? someone just started a thread about how awesome I am like 20 minutes ago

    time to get with the times the time is now my man
     
  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    They're going to find out who you are and ban you, dummy.
     
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    If they find out who I am, they'll find out I've never posted here before so I'm good
     
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    No.
     
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    sweatmeat, sounds like a name of a Mississippi chilly pimp
     
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    "this" meaning you or the other Faggot?
     
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    ohh....i do like the sound of that
     
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    same difference

    RobinsBedSores is a comedic genius and a good guy behind the scenes IMO
     
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    Hi SallyB!