Has anyone ever come across more injured animoes than the Sterns?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by FCCstandards, Jul 7, 2012.

  1. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    What's wrong with the Hamptons? Is it ground zero for dying birds?
     
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    A turtle, once.
     
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    I grew up in a town with more cows then people, I've come nowhere's near finding as many injured animoes as she has, and I'm 10 years older then she is to boot.
     
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    I think she's injuring them on purpose so she can save them. Munchausen by Proxy, or whatever it's called...
     
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    Howard saved a bee. :facepalm:
     
  6. You Knew!

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    I swear I was just about to post this and yes, that's exactly what it's called.
     
  7. flailingfish

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    I once had a limp bird in my hands.
     
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    I live in a very rural area, there are always deer, rabbits, foxes, many types of birds, and sometimes moose and bears wandering around my neighborhood. I've lived here for over 30 years and the only critters in distress I've found (that were still alive) were a few baby birds that were too young to fly. In most cases I was able to put them back in their nests or another safe place where their parents could care for them, only once did I have to step in and raise them myself. It really does seem odd that Beth supposedly finds so many injured creatures that need to be comforted and rescued by her.
     
  9. harlock

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    they thank the animoes too, go the extra mioe those two do
     
  10. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    I'm also beginning to suspect 'Munchausen by proxy syndrome', with Beth (as usual) substituting animoes for children.
     
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    :lol:

    Right???
     
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    Word got round the local wildlife that if you play sick the dopey blonde twat will take you back to the big house and feed you caviar and champagne.
     
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    Ronnie is hiding in the weeds with a bat...
     
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    vapidity attracts rabidity
     
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    MUTThausen by Proxy for sure
     
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    I saw a cat get squashed last night. He was trying to crawl to the curb....I stopped and picked him up to get him out of the street.
    I was going to take him to the emergency veterinarian but it was obvious there was nothing they could do. I just left him there....I couldn't sleep. :(



    Sorry, just had to get that off my chest.
     
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    The only person to stumble upon more injured animals than Beth is Jeffrey Dahmer's childhood groundskeeper.
     
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    No. They must have tipsters on call:whistle:
     
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    My friend, you have to make this your first topic on the podcast. This is fascinating shit, I could listen to AAAMMMAAAZZZINNNGGG Marfan get analyzed for this horseshit all day.
     
  20. Vashier

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    ya.... in that case I'd have left him in the road and rolled over his head. It's horriboe but much easier on the poor cat.