Has anyone ever gotten a massage with a happy ending at a legit place?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I need one and Sal's spa app is good for nothing.
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    I have. It was awesome. Backpage dot com
     
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    Smartguy This Space Is For Rent VIP

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    I am pretty sure legit places do give happy endings. It is the happy ending, or lack of a happy ending, that sets them apart.
     
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    somedude61 Well-Known Member

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    If you get the happy ending you don't get a great massage. So you have to decide what you really want. If you want a really good massage and a happy ending I am not sure that exists. But if you want one or the other then you should be able to find one. If you have an asian community near you with lots of massage parlors you are golden there is also craig's list and backpage.
     
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    newcastlefan Banned VIP Gold

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    last time i got a massage, she looked like Large Marge

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    and i didn't want a happy ending...
     
  6. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan Banned VIP Gold

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    i imagine if the happy ending is good enough, you don't need the massage at all
     
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    A place called Luxor is very reliable.
     
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    No, never :(
     
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    I did, by a Russian stripper in Portland. It cost me $150.00 for her to dance and stick her pussy an inch from my face while I jacked off. She grabbed my cock and whacked away at it while she said "cummmm on mee teeeets" in bad english. I did and then she gave me a quick rub down on the table. I thought it was great to get a massage after I blew my load. The place is still there, but not nearly as loose with the rules anymore from what I hear.