Has anyone ever shit in your food?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Satori Brah, Jan 28, 2013.

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:shit: --> :lunch:

Poll closed Feb 27, 2013.
  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  3. I would love to

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  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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  2. Satori Brah

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  3. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    [video=youtube_share;B-fRo5kiZxI]http://youtu.be/B-fRo5kiZxI[/video]
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I dunno but I really hate shit
     
  5. Satori Brah

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    5 star thread :woot:
     
  6. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    I found a pube in my Chipotle one time :puke:
     
  7. Popeye Saavedra

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    Jesus, dude. :nojj:
     
  8. Satori Brah

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    that means it fell off while someone was shitting in it.

    Vote yes. thank you
     
  9. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    no I think they jizzed in it.
     
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    We talking by accident, or as a sexual thing? Yes, this matters in my answer.
     
  11. Satori Brah

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    someone's in denial :whistle:
     
  12. Satori Brah

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    either or

    you can specify via a follow up post, if you wish :dontknow:
     
  13. Popeye Saavedra

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    This friend of mine used to work at some pizza place and he said one of the dudes there would jack off on the pizza crusts. Fuck the world. :nocheer:
     
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    I was dining al fresco once and saw bird poop land in someones soup.
     
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    :nojj: Now pizza is ruined
     
  16. Satori Brah

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    that counts!
     
  17. Satori Brah

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    The crust is my favorite part. Am I gay? :worried:
     
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    with my roommates it's a good day if that's all that's in it
     
  19. Popeye Saavedra

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    I used to eat chili at this place and was always worried that maybe the Mexicans working there were shitting in the chili. In hindsight, I'm pretty sure I was just being racist. What a relief.
     
  20. Satori Brah

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    you have eaten Mexican shit, amigo. How does that feel?