Entertainment Has anyone here ever changed their life around for the better?

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    What path were you heading down? What changes did you make? Did it work?
     
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    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    Yep! You can read it in my new book. I will be on the Jack and Rod radio show next week. Be sure to tune in.
     
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    SkullofTimmy Well-Known Member

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    I've quit drinking many times.
     
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    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    Quitter!!
     
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    Get out of relationships that aren't working. Find a better job. Find a nicer place to live. Leave shitty habits (tobacco) behind. If you've stuck your peen in somewhere and pulled out a baby you're pretty much damned, but outside of that you can manuever for improvement nearly up until death. Which appears to be unavoidable.
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    What if you cant even get a girlfriend? What if you dont have a job?
     
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    I had a raw beet shake last night and today my poops were pink.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    I cut out aspartame.
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    this isnt the fucking chriza thread no one cares
     
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    Join the military.

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    I used to get the Jack's Spicy Chicken, but then I decided to make a change and started getting the Ultimate Cheeseburger.
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    I've been in the military, it fucking sucks. quit advising people on things you dont know anything about
     
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    It's not? @Chriza :scratch:
     
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    Get a job and the girlfriend will follow. And if she doesn't at least you have money for hookers.
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Wash your pussy.
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    It sucked because you couldn't handle it, considering I have a house, a wife, a family and a job and all you do is cry that you don't have any of those things maybe my advice is correct. You have no discipline in your lifestyle, that's why you fail, the military would teach you to discipline yourself and maintain structure in your life.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    This. If it were, everything would be fail. Especially steak.
     
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