Has anyone here ever made noises like an animal when they crap?

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  1. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Sometimes I grunt so bad my coworkers report me to management. Now, I hold it until they leave so I can continue grunting like an animal when I expel my feces.

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  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Oh yeah. Like a wounded animal.
     
  3. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Thanks
     
  4. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    2 hours for a pity reply from Dave.

    :lol:
     
  5. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    no but when i jerk off to dev's pictures i guess i sound like the "oh god bill" lady :yes::drool:
     
  6. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    You know now that OP mentions it, I have become more "vocal" as the years go by. Sometimes I even do this strange undulation in my back, like a dog that's constipated....:)
     
  7. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    you were listening to russ martin yesterday huh?
     
  8. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    He's back on the air? Is JD and the rest of the crew still with him, and is it the same as it used to be? I got really sick of him after a while, and then his little domestic disturbance thing happened, so I haven't thought about him in quite a while....
     
  9. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Very weird. Just last night Mr RM came home, complaining about some dude making crazy, loud, animal grunts in the men's bathroom at work. I have never heard this happen in the ladies room. If you have to grunt and push, something ain't right.
     
  10. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud Needs a beer VIP Gold

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    I think this happens when some get old. They just don't care. These are probably the same people that will be knuckle deep in their nose waiting for the cashier at the store.
     
  11. Tigger Please

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    I chirp like a titmus
     
  12. Satori Brah

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    I made a lot of noises at CrossFit today. :eek: I was going for some PRs. It happens.
     
  13. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    No jd,s not back but he has his little group of yes-guys that laugh on command.
    still as boring as ever - just older
     
  14. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    Puerto Ricans? :scratch:

    Dan Lewis lives and works near where I live, I'm pretty sure (his wife is from here), doing a little DJing and radio promos and stuff. I always found him and JD to be likeable, but Russ is a one-trick pony, and he stole that trick from Howard....Really it's just that he's an arrogant asshole, a woman-abuser, and a hypocrite that really turned me off to him.....