Has anyone here ever used an escort service?

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Banned User

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    What was your experience like from start to finish? How much did you pay? Was it worth it?
     
  2. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Don't do it Gar!
     
  3. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Bub Hang Around VIP

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    Justin Beiber lookin' mother fucker.
     
  4. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Do eeeet and remember, condoms are for sailors.
     
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  6. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Gary you are more based than paying for sex.
     
  7. Czech

    Czech Well-Known Member

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  8. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Banned User

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    I haven't gotten laid in years, man, and I don't see that changing any time soon. I'm not saying that I'm to rent an escort girl tomorrow or anything, but I've heard it's not so bad, and can actually help some guys...
    Getting laid makes you happy, and I miss that feeling :(
     
  9. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    The Sudbury Stud looks right up your alley Gary:

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  10. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Here's your solution Gar!!

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  11. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    You watching the football game, Gary?
     
  12. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Monk, be serious. :mad:
     
  13. Micheal Kenyon

    Micheal Kenyon Here

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    Dude, it's so worth it. Looking back, I should have just started there instead of dropping so much cash on lipstick for my hand.
     
  14. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Banned User

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    Dude what is your fucking problem seriously?
    No I don't watch football.
     
  15. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    Is prostitution legal in norway?

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  16. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Chicks dig guys that watch football.
     
  17. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Banned User

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    lipstick on your hand did you learn that from MONK?
    Well no but we have escort girls...
     
  18. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Banned User

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    no they don't :scratch: ?? what would you know about that anyways? are you a girl??
     
  19. ScottBaiosPenis

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    yeah , a few times overseas and once here
    my friend made the mistake of bringing one back to his apt tho
    and a week later the pimp came back and robbed the place.

    hotel/motel is the way to go and check up on site like escortreview
    dont just go in blind cause u never know wtf ur in for.
     
  20. Czech

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    ^ :D