WTF Has anyone seen the Nevada tourism commercial?

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  1. monsoon

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    It's to get you to visit Nevada.

    Starts out the middle of nowhere this guy is walking out of a white trash crappy biker bar . He's being followed by 2 huge scummy gang bikers, there's a bad hick song playing and you think the guys gonna get his ass kicked.

    Then they all start hugging. A door opens up and a parade of dirtbags starts coming out:

    A rodeo clown in full make up
    Biker chicks
    Scummy people in general
    The tourists wife comes out all pals with this thing in a leather dress. Nobody looks like they have had a bath in years.

    And there all best buds. Getting directions on where to go next, hugging. It's really WTF?

    So what I get out of it is everybody in Nevada is a broke ass scummy dirtbag but they love to party and can't wait for your orange county ass to show up.

    People in Nevada need to see how their state portrays them.

    Dirty, broke, uneducated and Nevada is a giant shithole dotted with scary biker bars.


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    This one, starring yucko???
     
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    ...nevada is a shithole. their main industries are whores, drinking, gambling and the administration of justice.
     
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    Weirdest commercial ever is the one with Chris Berman and Kelly Clarkson

    Why would this collection of people ever be in a car .... ever

     
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    My kind of place!
     
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    I guess the 100 people who don't live in Vegas or Reno wanted some tourist dollars going their way
     
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    :tadah: Love it!
     
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    :yes:
     
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    This is it!!!

    Good job


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  11. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...it is if you want to dwell among a bunch of backwoods thinking hillbillies.
     
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    Nevada: "Come on vacation, leave on probation"
     
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    I've actually been there ... it's between Henderson & Primm. Apparently Clark Gable used to hang out there.
     
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    Hey, California couldn't put OJ in prison - we did! :giggle:
     
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  16. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...sure but they made that decision before they gave him a trial. remember the stripper who ran a bunch of kids down while they were picking up trash for the state? they sent her to prison for it even tho the state refused to take any responsibility for there being no warning signs to drivers that there was a "work crew ahead". emergency room doctors deemed her "sober as a judge" but because she had a ridiulously low level of thc in her system the state said she was intoxicated under the per se law. they railroaded her ass right into prison.
     
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    What can you tell me about Virginia City
     
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    Thank you Judge Jackie Glass.:)
     
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    ...she was no different than "the boneventure brothers" (i know theyre father and son). every time a lawyer pulls out a state statue in support of their client the judge comes back with another nrs statute to put the defendant back into deep shit. its uncanny ive never seen anything like it except in nevada. even if you ask for a jury of your peers a judge can over ride that and issue a verdict by and from the bench. its the most corrupt justice system i know of in the west. now you might find the same thing in kentucky or some other fucked up place but all this corruption is going on under the glitz and glamour of vegas.

    i just retained a vegas attorney yesterday, thank god its not a criminal case.
     
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    I'll admit that I kinda like that one
     
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