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Has Beth hit menopause yet?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Hateman, Jan 6, 2013.

  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Shot Dead

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    What age do women start to get it? 45? I'm sure Howie is counting down the months.
     
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    He still afraid of vagina germs. :coffee:
     
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    kicksave7 Well-Known Member

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    Usually there's the "peri-menopause" phase that harkens the beginning of menopause and that most commonly starts sometime around the mid-forties to early fifties...but being that Beth is perfect and never even takes a dump, I'm sure she'll never pass through menopause.
     
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    My mom went through hers around 54. I believe women can go through menopause anywhere between around 40 and 60. The average is about 51.
     
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    You are correct. :rag:
     
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    username Well-Known Member VIP

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    She have frozen a bunch of eggs.
    Every time she and Howard have "sex" she jumps to the toilet to try to fish up the used condom.

    This is also why Howard don't want blow jobs from Beth. She would save the sperm...

    Who in the world is married and have condoms locked into a secret safe? A safe thats is 500 foot from the bedroom? How paranoid is Howard?

    I pray that Beth gets a spawn with Howard and that she divorce him and take all money...
     
  7. jimbronie

    jimbronie Well-Known Member

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    I wish she would hit the glue factory rather than menopause
     
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    SalsMasterShake Mouthpiece VIP

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    If Howard is so worried about knocking her up, why doesn't he just get snipped?

    Dude is waaaaaay too old to be a father again, and so is BethO. The odds of a Downs Syndrome baby would be through the roof!
     
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    beth will be forever young......
     
  10. BethsZygote

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    see details to the left!
     
  11. BethsZygote

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    only question is can you sue for child support if you use the frozen zygote and implant into a surrogate(post split, but pre divorce). Pretty sure yes! Mommy will get 65-70% plus child support, but no alimony :grad:
     
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    Dlist Oh look! It's winethirty... VIP Gold

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    As long as photoshop exists....
     
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    frozen embryo + half dead sperm from a 60 year old man contained in a used condom = wackpacker
     
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    Kool Well-Known Member

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    seriously...married and using fckn condoms!?!?! what is this High School?
     
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    Nacho better get busy!

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    After 40 things start heading toward menopause. I think the average age of onset is 50.
     
  17. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Shot Dead

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    She better save her eggs then