Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Hateman, Jan 6, 2013.
What age do women start to get it? 45? I'm sure Howie is counting down the months.
He still afraid of vagina germs.
Usually there's the "peri-menopause" phase that harkens the beginning of menopause and that most commonly starts sometime around the mid-forties to early fifties...but being that Beth is perfect and never even takes a dump, I'm sure she'll never pass through menopause.
My mom went through hers around 54. I believe women can go through menopause anywhere between around 40 and 60. The average is about 51.
You are correct.
She have frozen a bunch of eggs.
Every time she and Howard have "sex" she jumps to the toilet to try to fish up the used condom.
This is also why Howard don't want blow jobs from Beth. She would save the sperm...
Who in the world is married and have condoms locked into a secret safe? A safe thats is 500 foot from the bedroom? How paranoid is Howard?
I pray that Beth gets a spawn with Howard and that she divorce him and take all money...
I wish she would hit the glue factory rather than menopause
If Howard is so worried about knocking her up, why doesn't he just get snipped?
Dude is waaaaaay too old to be a father again, and so is BethO. The odds of a Downs Syndrome baby would be through the roof!
beth will be forever young......
see details to the left!
only question is can you sue for child support if you use the frozen zygote and implant into a surrogate(post split, but pre divorce). Pretty sure yes! Mommy will get 65-70% plus child support, but no alimony
As long as photoshop exists....
frozen embryo + half dead sperm from a 60 year old man contained in a used condom = wackpacker
seriously...married and using fckn condoms!?!?! what is this High School?
Nacho better get busy!
After 40 things start heading toward menopause. I think the average age of onset is 50.
She better save her eggs then