has every woman here had coitus with Chiva?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    i know theres a list. i think he got in every female poster at The Bar. correct me if im wrong
     
  2. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I heard it was all unsuccessful because of his inability to maintain an erection.
     
  3. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :jj:
     
  4. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    My understanding it was the lounge and he was making his way to the guys next.
     
  5. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Walk down there and fuck em all
     
  6. Tigger Please

    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    It was telepathic; like the guy that got shot in Utah in the other thread
     
  7. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    No better shit to stir today? He's not even posting here anymore.
     
  8. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    I haven't even talked to anybody on the phone.
     
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    Interruptus
     
  10. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    i just wanted a reason to type the word "coitus" in a thread title :dontknow:
     
  11. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    I've had my way with all the women at the Stowaway Lounge on Wayne Avenue, but I'm not seeing any congratulatory threads for me!

    Damn that Chiva shoving his e-masculinity in my face!
     
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  12. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    This shit again?
     
  13. Teeney

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    I will fuck you if you promise not to talk to me
     
  14. Babs

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    If it wasn't for Big Bang Theory, 90% wouldn't know what coitus means.
     
  15. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Before my time. :ucoffee:
     
  16. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I won't talk with you repeatedly :c
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    :yes:
     
  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I just want to clarify that the only reason I gave him my sister's Facebook page is because I dislike her and wanted him to meet her so that she would be even more miserable.