Has Grandmother Stern actually convinced himself that he looks 30?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Jan 15, 2015.

  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    For a while now, whenever Stern's looks come up he always seem to refer to himself as looking and dressing like he was in his 30s..

    I don't think he is kidding either.... he thinks he looks like he is in his 30s..

    Never mind that his eyebrows are now fucking 20 values lighter than his hair system and his skin has the look of body left out in the desert to rot
     
  2. Shithead

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    Wig lies about everything, even hisself

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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Dog years
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    When you have a wife that gets PAID to blow smoke up your ass, magical dreams CAN come true! You cannot tell me this isn't the look of a fit 30 year old man????
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  5. FishySausage

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    Well he DOES look like something out of "The Dark Crystal" and that was like 30 years ago, so.... I guess ? :dontknow:
     
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    He has really severe body dysmorphia not to mention OCD. Him always saying he looks good is not so different than the end of The Aviator when DiCaprio as Howard Hughes kept repeating "the way of the future. the way of the future. the way of the future."
     
  7. JameGumb

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    The guy has an army of impenetrable yes men that are required to remind him how young he looks every day. Remember, aside from the occasional caller who gets through and breaks the scripted 4th wall, in his world he ABSOLUTELY looks like he's in his 30s.
     
  8. Petal

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    When your world is filled with yes-men and most of the pics are photo-shopped, I guess you believe the hype(?)

    I do love it when a harrible un-shopped pic gets out there and he goes balistic. The truth can be an ugly, scary thing.

    I was surprised when he did AGT - not a whole lot of control of the pics/video. Some of the best DS ones have come from that show alone.

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    Howard looked like a thirty year old when he was thirty. he's looking more and more bizarre as time marches on.
     
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    Sure - in addition to looking like a fit 30 year old with rock star hair, he knocks it out of the park 3 days a week on his radio show, got raises each time he renewed his AGT contract, is the reason why the number of Sirius/XM subscribers has increased over the last few years and his supermodel wife had no idea who he was when they met.

    What do you guys do for a living?
     
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    He looks like 30 year old douchebag who has an aging disorder and a scarf fetish.
     
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    Money and praise and trying to live in a fake world made him delusional. One of the stupidest things he ever said was that a lady trying to sell beads on a Caribbean beach asked him if he was a model.
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    he was making fun of Scott the engineer who just turned 62
     
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    Bwaaaahaaaa!!!! Never heard this story before.

    Hilarious AND delusional.

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    Ben stern with a wig
     
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    He looks like a 30 year old with a turkey neck, jaw implant and a wig.
     
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    Rae Stern after a dye-job.
     
  20. BethSucks

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    Dressing well and appropriately for your age is classy, dressing too young is embarrassing and sad. No surprise Howard and Beth are in the later category. Can't wait to see Beth dressed like this in a few years.

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