Has Howard admitted that he is in Florida yet?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    The cold weather hurts my pussy Robin
     
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    The irony of an admitted chronic masturbatur moving to Palm Beach.
     
  3. Weed

    Weed Well-Known Member

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    Florida? It's around.
     
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    No matter where he is, he'll be wearing a jacket when no one else is.

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  5. HypocriteHowie

    HypocriteHowie Well-Known Member

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    For someone who has never seen a camera she doesn't like, it's amazing that there are no pictures of her "modeling" in Europe.
     
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    Just wait until they try doing the whole show over ISDN. "Are you there, Robin?"

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  7. Honkey Donkey

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    Wait until the Florida house gets hit with a hurricane and his wig gets blown off along with the roof of the house. Then New York won't look so bad .
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    52 million dollars cash + a 10 million dollar renovation for a house they never use. Please donate to CuntO's charity she is a saint. Have they ever even gone there?
     
  9. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    We are half way to raising 7 million!! *



    * that is an actual quote... no bullshit
     
  10. The Butler

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    Right now he is asking Billy Joel if he remembers the song "New York State of Mind".
     
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    What are they planing to build a friggin freedom tower for mangy unwanted cats and rabid dogs ?
     
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    I'm sure they're down there. Howard gets to be miserable in warm weather. And Beth gets to live in Floridas version of "girls town."
     
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    Howard claimed to have been invited to hang with Aniston, Kimmel and company in Los Cabos again.
     
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    Has Howard admitted that he is _________ yet?

    You could fill in the blank all day with this one.

    1. in Florida
    2. bald
    3. married to an idiot
     
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    Nikki growing a tail

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    I don't care that he hangs with the Kimmels or Anniston. But releasing beefo on Justin Theroux? That poor SOB. Hasn't he suffered enough?
     
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    NEVER FORGET.

    (To turn your ring finger toward the camera, and turn your face away to hide the wonk.)
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Howard's dark cold chess room hasn't been fitted with the mausoleum black marble he likes yet. It has to be at a certain miserable level or it is to be redone.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    I wonder if he has demands before his arrival. Like dim lights. Certain temp levels inside. On what level will the fun level be. Too much fun isn't acceptable, lame and uncool if you're with The Wig.
     
  19. EvolvedMarbles

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    He must be such a joy around a grill these days.

    "Grab a cold one..."
    Instead of beer do you have hot water?

    "How do you want your burger?"
    My chef is here to prepare my pescetarian portion

    "What do you guys wanna do after dinner?"
    Go to bed, quickly.

    "Shots!"
    It's getting to be too much. It's a whole thing. It's enough. What's troubling you so much that you'd do that?
     
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    "I'll just have a portion of almonds."

    "I'm going to really cut loose and get high on this glass of wine it's off to bed right Beth?"

    "Beth?"

    "Oh she's out? Tell her not to wake me up when she gets home."
     
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