Has Howard ever used a chainsaw?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BethsZygote, Nov 1, 2012.

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Has Wiggy ever used a chainsaw

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  1. BethsZygote

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    haha, he could barely even remember what the name of it was.
     
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    He claimed he used a chainsaw? Was that before or after he rode his Harley to Sturgis?
     
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    i didnt hear him say it, but im only 30 minutes into tuesdays show.


    If a tree fell on my house i would cut down the tree.


    The poll might as well be has Wiggy ever hammered a nail or used a screwdriver on anything other than eyeglasses.
     
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    :hhh:
     
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    I doubt if he's ever SEEN a chainsaw, he's definitely never touched one.
     
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    It was during one of his many weeks when he vacations at his off the grid cabin and leads a sustenance lifestyle hunting and fishing for his food. He broke his ax to cut firewood, and had cheat and use a chainsaw.

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    If by "chainsaw" you mean a black, french-tickler dildo/vibrator, then YES!
     
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    I'd love to see the retard try.

    [video=youtube;kHUtp5w3kis]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHUtp5w3kis&sns=em[/video]
     
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    You realize we are talking about a man who carries a purse, doesn't like fast cars, wears a condom with his wife, and enjoys going to the nail salon? Aside from the condom deal, I just described my wife. :giggle:
     
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    Never used one himself, but Ralph and Beth have used one on him.

    [video=youtube;3rH_091P-0c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rH_091P-0c[/video]
     
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    Howard would break a nail looking at a chainsaw. Booey would lose a limb, and not the one on the house. My dad was the guy that could put a nail into a board using a tree as the hammer. I loved watching him drop trees as a kid.
     
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    :lol: Bravo!
     
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    first rule of using a chainsaw

    remove your faggot scarf.
     
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    I have never used a chainsaw, why should Howard use one? Isn't the number of lumberjacks in this country pretty low and limited to specific areas.
     
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    He doesn't even know how to use an ATM.
     
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    but he does know how to receive ATM
     
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    I would love to see him try to mix the gas,


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