Has Howard Returned to the "Basement"?

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  1. Divorce Chicken

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    I don't recall seeing any coverage of Dumb and Dumber at any Hamptons parties the last few summers. If you remember, these douchy gatherings were a staple of their early relationship and fodder for "D" list press coverage.

    We know that Beff is kitty selfies 24x7 and Howie is deep into "painting" these days. He's also been talking about how much he "loves" his wife. This is the same stuff he was pulling near the end with Alison.

    Are Howie and Beff in a bad place?
     
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    Howard only goes to partys thats are thrown in his honor
     
  3. Pigsaw

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    Most likely. Today Howard mentioned that he was home alone..again. They never spent much time together anyway. It's a marriage of convenience. He gets to pretend he's not gay and she gets to pretend that she's rich and famous. Well, famous anyway.
     
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    He's been so busy....
     
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    Nah, i think they need each other. Beth would be back to obscurity without the pelican and that would be worse than living death to her. Wigward wouldn't dare go through a single scene again with having to expose his mr burns withered 60 year old body and disclose his hair system to another possible blabbling mouth.

    At this point i think he would be fine cucking at home while she is out and about on the downlow with hampton pool boys.
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    You know, the more I think about Howie's phobias, the less I think he'd ever go near man-ass or a spurting wanger.
     
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    I don't know if he's in the basement but he's sure in the closet.
     
  8. Pigsaw

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    I agree. But Howard shows all the signs of being in deep, DEEP, denial about his sexuality. I think he simply refuses to accept it.
     
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    More likely to be a crossdresser in his private life than a homosexual in my opinion,. I think he enjoyed throwing baloney at strippers ass's in the studio a bit too much, and then there are the rumors about him buying a stripper a mercedes on a whim. If you watch howard TV before it got all PC and beth came on the scene , how he behaved around these women, doesn't strike me how a gay man behaves. I think much of his suspect behaviours come from his OCD . What I find very intriguing though is the hold beth has on him compared to alison. With beth, all the frolics with the porn stars and strippers in studio has gone, and has been replaced by gay stunts. I think the only way he could continue the frat boy atmos in studio while staying married to beth was to replace the strippers with gay stunts. And to think he talked for years about how gary, jackie and sal were pussy whipped, he has gone the same way.
     
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    beth figured out that stern liked to be tied up with a large butt plug inserted
     
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    I don't want to hi-jack the thread but Howards cross-dressing is no secret. Hell, he down right made it public with his Xmas card. His old man did the same thing. Still looking for daddy's approval I guess. It's just that Howard goes out of his way to proclaim his "heterosexuality". Phrases like, "I'm not gay but..." or "I'm the most heterosexual man!" seem to belie his true feelings. Straight guys don't say things like that. Closeted gays or in denial gays do.
     
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    made
     
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    image.jpg
     
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    The Howard in the "Basement" song.

     
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    Might want to spoiler tag that. I know that if I worked somewhere that would not be the pic I'd want to get fired over.
     
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    Bi tendencies, afraid to act on them, happy to jerk off to memories of guests talking about their cocks and memories of touching male dancers on AGT stage.
     
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    beth: an employee, prop, utility, beard, a plaything, an illusion of sexual compatibility....
     
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    It's difficult to imagine Howard still being happy with his child of a wife. His multi million dollar mansions being turned into smelly cat rescues so she feels like she actually has a purpose as her womb dries up. The nice body and occasional fuck is likely getting old by now and he is wishing he just stayed single, no way there is any other scenario at play here.
     
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    I think Beefus has embarrassed Wiggy with her drinking too much. I think she may be on the wagon.
     
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    I don't get it the guy claimes to be a fucking machine