Has mainstream candy gone soft?

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    How are kids supposed to break their teef on this stuff?
     
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    Cany
     
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    I have to drive all over town to find my favorite anymore

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    The Dollar Store still sells Jaw Breakers, Lemonheads, etc.

    Hard candy? There around.
     
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    since I only have bottom teeth, soft is good. Go Noles! Go Bills!
     
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    i just got back from shopping. between the bear claws, the snickers and the fruit flavored 100% sugar candy, i'm as buzzed as a 6 year old on holloweenie! :nooo:
     
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    Too bad they are not shaped as they are named. I'd be sucking on them everyday.
     
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    I'll tell you one thing, fuck Smarties. I wanted to egg the houses that gave out that crap.
     
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    I walked through a drug store for the first time in awhile yesterday. 3 isles dedicated to Halloween candy. I noticed that they had these huge bags of miscellaneous candies of all varieties. As if one had spent the entire night going from house to house obtaining only the choicest of treats. No apples in there!
    I couldn't help but think... what a country. :salute:
     
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    Did you know they sell cany at CVS? Mind blown.
     
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    I miss these tart fizzy things...

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    I'm a fan of the soft stuff but every now and then need some of the Rock candy to feel like a man
     
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    Their marketing logo is extremely misleading.


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    There is less in the packets, and it is overly packaged as well.I bought a sherbert fountain for my nephew the other day ,and it brought me out into a sweat trying to prise all the plastic and stuff off it. In my day the candy was really hard, I remember in my newsagents jars of boiled sweets covered in sugar, rock hard sweets, and by the end your mouth was really sore from the harsh juices but it tasted so good. Yet no bastard was fat,funny that.
     
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