Has Schmoopy bought some asparagus?

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    He should, it's very healthy :sun:


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  2. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    :puke:

    And it supposedly makes your piss smell awful.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    It's tasty if cooked properly :fil:
     
  4. DrivenByDemons

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    Troof
     
  5. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Penis Williams has a poor diet.
     
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    Also troof
     
  7. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    I love smoophy.
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    I mean asparagus
     
  9. Markijuano

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    Mmm asparagus piss.
     
  10. Schmoopy

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    Go ahead and put that over my face, Gillette. Hack!
     
  11. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    are you going to squirt?
     
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    Fried up in a little oil and salted. Boom.
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Butter :buffet:
     
  14. Schmoopy

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    What's the point if you add butter? :jj:
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    You still get lots of vitamins, canyonhead
     
  16. gilaet

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    Let's not get silly.
     
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    I don't think the PENIS WILLIAMS thing is going to catch on or stick. What the hell does it even mean? :scratch:
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'm sorry Schmoopy I just get passionate when it comes to nutrition
     
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