Has the internet made your life better or worse??

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by BrulesRules, Sep 24, 2012.

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Has the internet improved your life?

  1. Yes, I love instant access to porn

    41.7%
  2. No, it has made me a lazy unotivated fat fuck

    41.7%
  3. I'm too young to remember a time without the internet

    12.5%
  4. undecided, I'll wait and see how others vote

    20.8%
  5. WGAS/WGAF

    20.8%
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  1. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    I saw an article where people were discussing how the internet had ruined their lives or improved their lives...what do you think?

    I've done some analysis to help you with your choice.

    Pros:
    unlimited porn at your fingertips

    Cons:
    unlimited porn at your fingertips
     
  2. Billy Brown

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    Maybe.
     
  3. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    you're acting like the internet didn't always exist in our lifetimez.
     
  4. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    Other than the porn, it makes me lazy.
     
  5. BrulesRules

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    look at the poll you young whipper snapper
     
  6. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    for realzies, if i had been on the internet as a young kid instead of playing outside, i'd have missed oat on some really important things to my development. i'm too reliant on it. would love to ditch the internet and cable tv.
     
  7. Popeye Saavedra

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    I can't stop jacking off. Take that anyway you want. :hat:
     
  8. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    I voted yes and no.
     
  9. BrulesRules

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    it does burn calories :bigthink:
     
  10. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Me too. And they're both true in my case.
     
  11. BrulesRules

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    Yep definitely I'm glad it wasn't around when I was a kid. had way too much fun playing outside with friends...I see kids today all huddled around their phones inside and shake my head.
     
  12. DrSublux

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    Before I got married, it made me a lazy fuck with shame rags in my trash can. But I got damn good at online poker and fucking chat room whores. So easy to fuck. Then I got married and other than being online at work I dont jerk off so much or play poker.
     
  13. Harry Gibbs

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    doesn't jerking off only burn like five calories a pop? you'd have to jerk off 15 times to burn off one oreo.
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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  15. BrulesRules

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    Depends if you are a quick jerker or drag it out for an hour.
     
  16. BrulesRules

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    so no internet for your health? I enjoy a game or two of online poker a day...as long as my gf doesn't give me a guilt trip about it :)
     
  17. stripes

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    internet suks especially for kids. the only time kids get off their ass is to play some expensive sport their parents signed them up for.
    no more street hockey, driveway hoops, sandlot baseball...its fuked up.
     
  18. Popeye Saavedra

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    Please go to urban dictionary and create an entry for "shame rags." It is not there and I think it should be. :hat:
     
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    Rex Ryan actually looks like he has lost a ton of weight this year.... I was shocked when I saw him on the sidelines.
     
  20. Scott

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    Good to know. Cuz I've got a box of oreos and a lot of time.