Has your mother ever caught you beating off?

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  1. Rubber Biscuit

    Rubber Biscuit Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Mine did, several times. One time when i was 12 I was at my grandparents house, my grandfather had some of those pens that had a bikini chick on them that the top would come down when you tilted it, I found one in the afternoon, went up to the guest room, dropped my pants around my ankles and sat in the chair in the room beating it. My mom walked in the room, I had the chair swivelled away, she comes in and I try to cover it up, she wonders what im doing, comes over and sees my pants around my ankles and the pen, immediately snatches the pen with a pissed off look and storms out without a word.
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I'm surprised she didn't sit on it. The whore.
     
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    Chigs The finest in the Nation Gold

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    Its probably easier to just turn the pen over than to hit rewind on the VCR. I applaud your industriousness
     
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    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    Yes. Poor thing washed my plastered undies for four years.
     
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    No, but I've walked in on my son a couple times.... :facepalm:
     
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    Rubber Biscuit Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Crunchy carpet was a dead give away,I still love beating my cock, when I get the urge I expell my spooge
    I find it to be a great stress reliever
     
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    I had a feeling you would post in here.
     
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    XuXu VIP Extreme Gold

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    You were able to jerk off to one of those pens? Jesus Christ you bastards are lucky. If only we could get off that easy.
     
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    No kidding..... :nocheer:
     
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  11. Rubber Biscuit

    Rubber Biscuit Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I jerked off to Tyne Daly once. ONCE.
     
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    I walked behind a guy wearing polo cologne once, went into the nearest public restroom and rubbed one out :)
     
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    Mine never caught me. I'm going to visit her for a few days next week. I'll see if I can change this.

    She walked in on me banging my high school sweetheart once.
     
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