News HAT TRICK! Teacher w/1000 yard stare has an eye for minor, DS Judges out of bed

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  1. chapped

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    BOTTINEAU, N.D. - A 24-year-old Bottineau Public Schools science teacher has been charged with a sex-related crime involving a minor.


    Marissa Ashley Deslauriers was charged Tuesday with one count of corruption or solicitation of a minor, a Class C felony punishable by up to five years in prison, in Bottineau County District Court.

    The Bottineau woman had an initial court hearing Tuesday morning, where District Judge Michael Sturdevant set her bond at $10,000.

    Her district's website profile says she has bachelor's degree in biology and minor in chemistry from Concordia College.

    Additional information, including whether the minor was Deslauriers’ student, was not immediately available.

    The Bottineau County prosecutor and Sheriff’s Office did not return calls to the Herald by press time.

    An affidavit of probable
     
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    She's alright. Not gonna age well though.
     
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    Let her go.
     
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    you know what they say,big eyes,
    big teeth.
     
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    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Damn, I saw HAT TRICK and got all excited.
     
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    Not guilty. But I'd like to see some body shots.
    Seems pretty athletic
     
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    the DS 9th Circuit Teacher Court rarely gets 3 angels a day
     
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    WHERE THE FUCK WERE THESE TEACHERS WHEN I WENT TO SCHOOL?!!
     
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    She reminds me of that soccer chick.
     
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    Innocent...next case.
     
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    answer that and let me know
     
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    :snicker:

    They were there, social media and mass media wasn't.
     
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    "Bigger eyes, bigger splooge targets" is what my grandma always said.

    NOT GUILTY!!!!
     
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    i only had one hot teacher
    the rest were rough as fuck
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Not guilty. North Dakota needs all the hot pervy chicks it can get.
     
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