Hate When That Happens ...... Teen cleaning gun accidentally shoots off penis!

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  1. HS Cult Leader

    HS Cult Leader Elite Member Gold

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    [h=1]Police: Michael Smeriglio accidentally shoots off his penis and testicle; friend arrested on drug charge[/h] [h=6]9:24 AM, Sep 10, 2012[/h]

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    PORT ST. LUCIE, Florida -- A teenager is recovering after
    police say he shot himself in the penis and testicle while cleaning a gun he just bought.
    It happened Thursday morning at a home on the 200 block of Verada Street in Port St. Lucie.
    Police say 18-year-old Michael Smeriglio first lied to police saying someone shot him while he was walking down the street. After being questioned by police he admitted to accidentally doing it himself.
    Doctors say the bullet went through his penis, his left testicle and then lodged itself in his thigh.
    Smeriglio told police he bought the gun last month at a party.
    While police were investigating at the home where it happened, they discovered marijuana in the house. That led to
    the arrest of the homeowner Joseph Lamar James, 22, on drug charges.



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  2. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    He bought the gun at a party. I'm sure it was legal :rolleye:
     
  3. Jim Lahey

    Jim Lahey Well-Known Member

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    Today's example of:


    Morons With Guns: The Problem is the Solution
     
  4. 1Vegasgirl

    1Vegasgirl Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Is it really so awful if he does not reproduce?;)
     
  5. ilovebacon

    ilovebacon Well-Known Member VIP

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    Gun party? Is that like a Tupperware party? :c
     
  6. TaTa Toothy

    TaTa Toothy New Member

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    I commend his marksmanship for hitting such a small target.
     
  7. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    Locked, cocked, and ready to...






    ...oh wait...
     
  8. Stinkfist

    Stinkfist Well-Known Member

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    Haha.

    Well played, good sir.
     
  9. Johnny B

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    I click this thread to see a picture of a shot off penis. Thanks for disappointing me. :shit:
     
  10. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    Bet he doesn't have the balls to try that again. :c
     
  11. Beths Arab

    Beths Arab Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Hope they let him keep the gun because he wont be shooting anything else for a while.
     
  12. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Balls, your on the air.
     
  13. Johnny B

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    Howard had some guy who was shot in the penis and balls on the show a few years ago during the Worst Penis Injury contest. The guy who had a gangrene pimple on his ass won though.
     
  14. Robert Higgins

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    [video=youtube;_f9O4FFQyAE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f9O4FFQyAE&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]
     
  15. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    Pfffft! Jeff the Drunk should have won by default! "IT'S A BLISTER!"

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  16. Beer Chugger

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    so much for Horse's next trick on AGT
    :6gunz:
     
  17. Herc

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    He shouldn't be allowed to procreate anyways . . .