Hateman's review of the new Captain America movie

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  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Spend your money else where. Really weak story, barely a plot. The character of Captain America is boring, lame, and very interesting. Enough with the shaky camera already too.
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i didnt even see the first one
     
  3. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Dont. Really shitty movie.
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    The first one was fine, shut up
     
  5. DarkFriday

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    The first one ripped off the Wolfenstein 2009 reboot for the PC.

    True story.


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  6. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    No it wasn't
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    So you went to see a sequel to a movie you thought was "really shitty" :facepalm:
     
  8. EasyJesus

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    I agree, I watched a decent cam version and it was lame and dragged out :zzz:
     
  9. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :facepalm: the ticket was free bumpy dick
     
  10. newcastlefan

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    damn. that elevator scene they showed in the trailers looked great.
     
  11. DarkFriday

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    They blew it with Captain America.

    It should have been a trilogy of movies with Cap and The Invaders fighting against Red Skull and the Nazis during WW II.

    They really fucked up with too much super science bullshit in the first one.

    I know, its a comic book movie but they could have had three great Cap vs Nazis adventures.

    Idiots. :coffee:


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    The movie was great.
     
  14. gwartney

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    I loved the first one. If hateman hated the first one and then hated the sequel, ergo I'll love the sequel too.
     
  15. Chriza

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  16. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I thought the same thing. Strange combination of adjectives. Makes me want to see the movie.
     
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    Question. You guys like The Rocketeer?
     
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    We're kind of busy right now and not really taking questions.
     
  19. potroast

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    Not a problem, I'll stop back later.
     
  20. Ben Dover

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    I saw part of the first one, and didn't really think it was that good. I think that was directed by Joe Johnston, who also made Jurassic Park III, which sucked.

    Sometimes, whoever's directing makes all the difference. Joss Whedon knocked The Avengers out of the park, and we can be pretty sure JJ Abrams will restore some level of greatness to Star Wars